A really sweet, amazing, and handsome guy. He can be a little nerdy, but something about that makes him so much more attractive. You will certainly not be disappointed in knowing Monte, and if you're lucky enough to date him then you hit the jackpot fo real. He has the softest hair, and FUCKS LIKE A GOD WTFFFF. Anyways...
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Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
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Person 2: Yes.
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by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 28, 2025
Get the Montech X1; Marviel "Geneology" Martinez: The First Juvenile Release... mug.This substance is when you mix the following items: 15 ounces Smegma, 2 qts Sperm, 5 tbs gonorrhea infested period discharge, 1 liter of dead horse sperm and 2 expired eggs. After mixing the substances, you place it in your cabnit for 2 months, run it through the dishwasher and finally place it in the oven for 20 minutes on 400 degrees F. Finally you consume this disgusting creation with friends and family!
"My Brother and I, Zack, just whipped up some Montenegro Moldy Mayonnaise?"
"Sure"
Opens mason jar lid
"Holy fuck what is that smell, what did you make that out of?"
"Family secrete recipe"
"Sure"
Opens mason jar lid
"Holy fuck what is that smell, what did you make that out of?"
"Family secrete recipe"
by JamesPage February 18, 2025
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by kikibill March 20, 2025
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A: I can't get out of bed, I'm so tired...
B: Damn, this has to be some kind of Montenegrian labor enslavement, you lazy fuck.
B: Damn, this has to be some kind of Montenegrian labor enslavement, you lazy fuck.
by Franchek February 16, 2026
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Jesse: Yeah jigaboo, but is he a montenegrin, a 'montenegrin', or a "montenegrin"?
Randy: Dunno
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Randy: Dunno
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