Lake Erie Monster

A Lake Erie Monster is the biggest baddest shit that someone leaves in a toilet bowl for the next person to admire. So named after Lake Erie, one the Great Lakes because that's where the Monster swims to eventually.

Son of a bitch! Some Bastard left a Lake Erie Monster in Shitter at the car wash!

by The CLE Steamer May 11, 2009

Flying Spaghetti Monster

The deity of the Flying Spaghetti Monsterism religion, created as a mockery of the decision to teach intelligent design in schools. Followers call themselves 'pastafarians' and believe that the FSM created everything, and hid it behind scientific data. In this religion, every friday is a religious holiday, all prayers end with RAmen, and the heaven has a stripper factory and a beer volcano. Global warming is explained by the decline in the number of pirates since the 1800's, and therefore the increased number of violent hurricanes is also caused by the lack of pirates since hot water makes hurricanes. and the term 'pirate' does NOT refer to music pirates, since real pirates used swords.

I hope that the Flying Spaghetti Monster touches me with His Noodly Apendage

by emderr October 9, 2005

one-eyed monster

1) A penis
2) A 4-cup formation in beirut in which one cup sits alone in front and the other 3 are lined up along the back edge of the table. A very difficult formation.

When the other team was shooting at the one-eyed monster in the beirut game, I whipped out my one-eyed monster and it made them airball both of their shots.

by Nick D February 4, 2004

pussy monster

pussy monster is a man who can and loves to eat pussy. He does it like no other from every position and does tricks with his tongue.

****LIL WAYNE PUSSY MONSTER VIDEO ON YOUTUBE****

I Gotta Taste For U,Now Wat U Wanna Do
Gurl U Cold Let Me Suck Out Ur Flu
Gurl U Cold, Gurl U Cool, U Heard Of Salt N Peppa Well Gurl U Food
Gurl U Hot Like A Bowl Of Hot Stew
And I Just Stood Over My Stew And Just Blew
And When Theres No More Of U In Da Soup,I Remove Ma Spoon And Drink Ur Juice

Make It Rain Wit Ma Hurricane Tounge , Like Lala, Lala, Lala, Lala, Lala, La, Lala, Lala,Lala, Lala ,Lala, Lala, La, Imagine If I Did Dat Wit Ur Pearl On Ma Tongue ,HaHa

by My Swag Iz IMPECABLE January 10, 2008

Touch your toes I'll show you where the monster goes

The phrase refers to giving a certain person sexual intercourse through the anus.

E.g.
Bob says to Sally: "Hey Sally, if you Touch your toes I'll show you where the monster goes"

by JackNDaBeanStock December 29, 2008

sleeve monster

The monster who comes into your room at night and cuts the sleeves off of your t shirts to feed on. He usually only strikes those who who have biceps they often show off, are obsessed with themselves, sweat through the armpits excessively, or dont like sleeves. The sleeve monster is a very elusive, seemingly non-existent creature who wants nothing but to eat your sleeves.

-Dude, why do you always cut the sleeves off of your t shirts? You look dumb

-Sleeve monster man, he comes by like once a week lately

-......wtf

by gwainhead October 2, 2009

mongtard

Derived from "Mongoloid" meaning one who suffers from Downs Syndrome and "Retard" a term given to either slow learners or just general morons, this word is used as an insult to people who do something spasticated.

"John you managed to set fire to your own fireproof boxers you mongtard!"

by CuddyRules May 17, 2005