Mitch

Mitch the Bitch can be convinced to do anything remarkably stupid in a short period of time. He has that form of stupid masculinity like the guys on Jackass. This coupled with the confidence of someone who has always wanted to be famous just spells disaster. Be aware that this form of idiot is also a Mare which is a demonic spirit of European origin that uses sex as a chance to embarrass women or win the support of people who never valued him in the first place.

I got a copy of the flyer Mitch made this year for the proud boys incel group, they want access to more black bodies now without the establishment of longstanding social inclusion in the financial market.

by T-Exchange May 17, 2025

Uncle Mitch

Uncle Mitch is one of those super cool uncles, who won’t get you in trouble for anything. But he stinks like poop and looks like a ninja turtle crawled up a nun’s butthole. Although he reeks of old man armpits, he’s still pretty cool.

I’m seeing Uncle Mitch tonight.

by Jmurr227 December 7, 2022

Mitch

A sexy man who would be sexier if he didn’t get a haircut.

Girl: “Mitch is so hot that I want to have premarital eye contact with him”

by Tom Macmillan January 1, 2023

Mitch

Someone who’s Shiesty/Backdoor. E.g someone who downplays others for their own personal gain

Close that Mitch I can’t get snaked out by my homie - Lil Durk

Watch that Mitch…

by Jmcoldest10 July 10, 2023

Mitch McConnell

The act of freezing up and forgetting what you were saying.

Sorry I forgot where I was going with that. I just had a Mitch McConnell moment.

by Richard the curious July 28, 2023

Mitch McConnell Eyes

When you’re in bed giving your best pump to a person who’s eyes stare blankly into space as if any emotional and physical attachment to that moment are completely numb and oblivious to the current situation at hand.

Broh I was slinging the MADDEST pipe to this girl last night but she kept giving me them “Mitch McConnell eyes” and there’s zero probability that I was the issue.

by Underwhelming personality July 31, 2023

Mitch

Mitch's are mostly very impulsive and feel immediately attacked by many insults. In the course of their lives, however, this subsides and they no longer react so irritably. The name meaning of a Mitch is as follows: Who is like God?
For the most part, Mitch's do not allow anyone around them to get emotionally close to them and thus like to keep to themselves with their thoughts. They usually have blue or green eyes and dark hair.

They often try to put themselves in the centre of attention and like to make others laugh.

Mitch's are creative people and like to be in nature.

Mitch's are creative.

by Xtypx November 21, 2021