Maintenance Fuck

The act of fucking a girl that one has fucked before in order to strictly maintain a one's sexual rolodex.

i.e.-keeping your OS updated on your smart phone

Friend: Want to get drunk tonight?

Guy: I can't I have a chick coming over for a Maintenance fuck.

by Sportfucking May 21, 2012

Minting

A classic school pastime that involves a packet of mints per player, a loud voice and a good aim. The objective is to shout "MINT!" then throw the mint at other players. Kudos is earned for head shots, between the eyes or hitting innocent students on the rebound.

We got detention this afternoon because the teacher caught us Minting.

"Mint!"

Ow.

by Minty mint mint May 31, 2005

mingenificent

Something quite great pertaining to a minge.

Q. How was the birth?

A. Mingenificent!

by Top Biche December 26, 2008

mittendorf

Fat fucker

Mittendorf you fat tub of shit, show me your floppy tits!

by Glynny August 15, 2003

Montenigger

A Montenigger has two meanings:
1. A loyal, patriotic SERB living in Montenegro, who is smart as hell and doesn't want to separate.
2. A cracked up m.f.er like Milo Djukanovic who wants to separate, and who is too stupid to realize that he is a SERB and that SERBIA AND MONTENEGRO ARE ONE NATION!!!

Look at that chillin Montenigger.. what a guy!

by serbo-montenegrin November 6, 2005

mittens

My parent's gay cat

Here comes the cat!

by Shoujo Boi November 13, 2003

Minting

A Girl on her Period.

"I'm minting right now."

by ASDFGHJKL; September 5, 2012