the hobo walks at midnight

He does walk at midnight!
But he runs at noon.

...Midnight...and the hobos are walking!

by person yo-yo June 11, 2003

midnight surprise

While sleeping with your girlfriend, quickly yank down your pants and sit on her face, after doing so you may let out a large puddle blanket, which may spray fecal matter on the woman's lips and or nose.

Man, While sarah was sleeping I gave the ol' midnight surprise with a swift poop spray to the mouth.

by Shizni December 9, 2008

Midnight Rain

When a male has a nocturnal emission so powerful that he squirts onto his ceiling and his emission drips down on him.

Guy1: Last night I was sleeping and all of a sudden it felt like it was raining, it turned out I just experienced Midnight Rain.
Guy2: Whens the last time you jacked off?
Guy1: Its been a while....

by MidnightRain March 13, 2011

midnight memories

70's term for late night/early morning sex.

My wife and I never slept, We were too busy making midnight memories.

by codered3453 January 10, 2014

midnight golfer

someone who chases balls in the dark, or likes to putt in the rough. A homsexual male.

Yo, I don't care what you say -- any dude who cries at the end of Brokeback Mountain is a midnight golfer for sure.

by the avi February 2, 2006

Italian Midnight Penguin

when one dresses up in a tuxedo, gets into a pitch black room filled with spagetti, and has a woman undress them. they then proceed to have intercourse

she totally let me do an Italian Midnight Penguin

by memyselfandeye November 9, 2009

Stroke of Midnight

Masturbating or receiving a hand job in the middle of the night. This act is most popular during New Year’s celebrations however it can technically take place any night.

1.) Damn, I can’t wait till she experiences the stroke of midnight.

2.) I bet my houseguest will be surprised when they see the stroke of midnight hit.

by Mopery January 1, 2012