Mike Pence

A homosexual slang for a boring penis.

A Mike Pence can get hard and tries to find its way between male butt cheeks but always gets turned down in the end.

I was hoping to get fucked so hard that I'll scream and dream about it, but he pulled out Mike Pence instead.

by Johnronjohnson January 23, 2022

Mike Hair

That tiny (or big) spike of hair at the front of someone's hair, usually in the form of a brown or black! It can be found in Roblox, called 'Brown Charmer Hair.'

Person 1: 'Ayo wanna play some Roblox?'
Person 2: 'Nope, I'm sick of seeing Mike Hairs everywhere.'

by AlQaholic_Terrorist February 11, 2021

Mike Almighty

a young gifted rapper from South Central , he is a member of a jerking group called JINC. he also has a dope mixtape called cloudywater. his twitter name is @MikeAlmighty check him out hes a great rapper. he has done collabos with YG & Asia Lynn etc.

aye man , have you heard cloudywater yet? mike almighty is awesome

by RubyGee September 7, 2010

Mike Roch

The brother of Hugh Janus

"Mike Roch?? I'm looking for Mike Roch."
"Is Mike Roch here?"

by 🔶🔶🔶 June 29, 2016

Mike's Mic

Australian YouTuber who does a range of funny videos, often containing memes and reality show clips

Did you know Michael from Mike's Mic has a master's degree?
Wow no I'm so shocked

by discofox September 10, 2020

Mike Bobaguard

A person in which who is represented as an alpha male, or considered one from a flock of handsome males. They are also considered to have well-sized schlongs

That guy is like Mike Bobaguard, what a guy!

by MikeMike768 March 13, 2023

classic mike

saying things that dont make sense or are plain wrong but standing by them whole heartedly.
contradicting yourself all the time and general mistakes in everyday life

this whole day has just been one big drunken week" classic Mike.
Set the fire alarm off whilst ironing.. Only Classic Mike can do that

by swayze89 September 18, 2012