big o' mess 

(adj.) another term used to describe a crazy person or situation. filler when you can't think of anything better to say. not meant to be taken personally.

That RN is a big o' mess for sleeping with the surgeon.

big o' mess by Kosmik March 30, 2010

Hero's Mess 

A term originally coined by SPC Groth while deployed in eastern Afghanistan. He used the term to describe a soldier who was covered in his own blood and tears. It then caught on to most of the camp in the following weeks. Songs were written about it, etc.

LT - Has anyone seen Wheeler?
Groth - Yea, he's up that staircase. He's bleeding out and crying; it's a real hero's mess up there.

(The name above, 'Wheeler' has been changed from the original name of the soldier)

Hero's Mess by SSG winning August 26, 2013

your a mess

Your ugly

Kelsea,your a mess!😂

your a mess by Sally123❤️ May 4, 2018

your a mess

Your a real ass mess if you dont clean your room!

Maria- hey is my room clean
Me- not only is your room not clean but your a mess!

your a mess by Daria's jokes May 20, 2022

Keen for the mess 

When your keen no matter the outcome.

Yeah come through big Homie I'm keen for the mess 😹💯

Keen for the mess by LADYPAC June 29, 2022

Sexy Toilet Mess

When you and your partner are both on the toilet together and want to have sex. You both do it together on the toilet. And you make a big mess after it’s all over. There is stuff everywhere on the walls, floor ,and curling of the bathroom.

Jack and Kelly had a sexy toilet mess together after they both came home from work.

Sexy Toilet Mess by Funnypants78 July 9, 2024

hot mutton mess 

The typical over 50s female with scraggly hair, overall disheveled appearance, husky voice like she smokes 10 packs a day and that overwhelming air of look-at-me-I'm-a biker-chick persona. The type who will never learn your name if you're ethnic and totters around like a drunk scarecrow, whatever that means.

the pure definition of hot mutton mess are types like Megan or Leigh.

hot mutton mess sounds like a cheap open sandwich you'd buy from a budget food truck but in fact, it actually defines a person.

hot mutton mess by ACunny September 10, 2024