A quasi-legitimate excuse to take a day off from school or work. Although the person who takes the day off claims he needs it to finish up some work and regain sanity from the rat race, he usually ends up sleeping in, masturbating and accomplishing less than nothing.
J.C. said he took a mental health day to catch up with work and relax, but instead, spent the whole day fantasizing about Jamie.
by Hrach April 17, 2005
Get the Mental Health Day mug.Pondering philosophical questions, which may be enjoyable, yet are so removed from reality, or experience that they have no practical use.
Someone that thinks of far out 'what if' questions
Note- Not all philosophy is mental masterbation.
Someone that thinks of far out 'what if' questions
Note- Not all philosophy is mental masterbation.
"Today we spent three hours mentally masterbating to Kant's critique of pure reason"
"I got a degree in mental masterbation!" someone graduating with a degree in rhetoric, philosophy, anthropolgy, multicultural studies, etc
"I got a degree in mental masterbation!" someone graduating with a degree in rhetoric, philosophy, anthropolgy, multicultural studies, etc
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Get the mental retardation mug.person 1:
dude, why is that chick wearing that North face jacket? she's so ugly!
person 2:
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dude, why is that chick wearing that North face jacket? she's so ugly!
person 2:
because she's a mental model
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Get the mental model mug.noun: The act of fapping to a mental image; usually one's pictured self engaged in fantastical/twisted sex acts with one or more people in his life. Many prefer the mental fap over the standard porn fap.
guy 1: "Dude.......last night I had a great mental fap about a black midget in a diaper and Joan Rivers...."
guy2: "Nice... you got that dude"
guy2: "Nice... you got that dude"
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Get the mental fap mug.Phrase originating in Britain that is uttered by ravers/binge-drinkers when they are. Usually shouted repeatedly whilst loud electronica/techno/dance/rave music is blaring, and whilst the speaker is raving/dancing
"LET'S GO FUCKING MENTAL, LET'S GO FUCKING MENTAL, LET'S GO FUCKING MENTAAAAAAL!!!"
*smashes glass over own head rendering himself unconscious*
*smashes glass over own head rendering himself unconscious*
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