melqing

The act of pouring milk into the urethra and then nutting to remove the milk

Dave: I had the best melqing session last night.
Ben: Yeah melqing is my favourite activity.

melqing by N###ER November 27, 2024

Melling 

**Melling (noun)**: A term describing a gay warrior from Thebes who embodies bravery, love, and passion. Melling represents a deep commitment to both personal identity and romantic affection, often engaging in acts of valor that celebrate love openly and unapologetically. He is characterized by his vibrant spirit, courage in expressing his emotions, and dedication to creating a world where love knows no boundaries.

As a proud Melling, he marched through the streets of Thebes, unapologetically waving the rainbow flag in celebration of his love and identity.

Melling by Realnobobydude January 10, 2025

Malting 

The action of using ground malt and one's semen as a base for a silicone like substance then wrapping it around their penis and making a mold of it. This person then uses this mold as a dildo.

PERSON 1: What is that thing on your dresser?
PERSON 2: It is a bucket of ground malt I use for Malting
PERSON 1: What

Malting by LazyPanda1738 January 30, 2025

Malting 

The action of using ground malt and one's semen as a base for a silicone like substance then wrapping it around their penis and making a mold of it. This person then uses this mold as a dildo.

PERSON 1: What is that thing on your dresser?
PERSON 2: A bucket of ground malt I use for Malting
PERSON 1: What

Malting by LazyPanda1738 January 30, 2025

Menting 

Step By Step Tutorial:
1. Go to a graveyard with 1 friend (only two people needed for this) with Coke and Mentos
2. Retrieve a dead body (Female)
3. Pour Coke into the females vagina and place Mentos in afterwards
4. Tape the hole shut and let pressure build.
5. Munt and watch in adoration
6. Enjoy!

Friend 1: I found this new word on the urban dictionary called "menting"
Friend 2: Oh I saw that, too. Let's do it
Friend 1: Okey dokey artichokey

Menting by allthingssyrup123123123 February 1, 2025

meeting in the hardware aisle 

An innuendo for sex between two men.

Me and Tom met in the hardware aisle last night, if you know what I mean

What? Steven and I? We were just meeting in the hardware aisle

meeting in the hardware aisle by anonymous February 8, 2025

Meating

When two people meet up with the clear plan or desire to have sex, especially in a very physical or passionate way.

They’ve been texting for days — tonight they’re finally meating.

Meating by Crashy9 November 11, 2025