Macooning

Macooning. To "Macoon" someone. To purposely try to tell a fib/pull a joke on someone. Not exactly getting away with the prank, however. To call "macooning" on someone means that you know they are trying to be funny, but they really aren't.

If you are able to call someone out on the joke, you can say "Are you macooning me?" And they must reply that yes they are, because they have been caught.

Person 1: You brought my car home last night right?

Person 2: I drove your car last night?

Person 1: Are you "macooning" me right now?

Person 2: Haha, yeah. Sorry.

by Cooterpoop July 11, 2012

Macoma

When you study so much mathematics that you literally pass out.

Yesterday, I got a macoma from doing too much math.

by ed2point0 October 7, 2013

Macgyver Theory

The belief that using random, available things to try to make something work will actually work.

Allison uses the MacGyver Theory at her portrait studio. Like, "Get me my snorkel, an avocado, and some dead tree branches. This is going to be the best baby portrait EVER!"

by Realtalk12 May 18, 2015

macylea

Unoriginal and couldnt steal a street sign if she tried.

"Wow macylea really cant think of any original insults"
"Macylea tried to steal that sign and now shes in a cop car"

by Original genius January 26, 2016

Macgyver

Guy who can escape from any dangerous situation with only a paperclip, a rubber band, and some chewing gum.

Hey, did you ever see that show MacGyver?
You mean the guy who had the killer Ray-Bans?

Yep, that's the one!!

by definitionsanonymous June 17, 2016

macaylla

A beautiful and witty girl. Always has something to say, will stop at nothing to get her point across.

Damn, you're being a Macaylla today!

by chickencrispjoe December 18, 2016

macy campbell

Best all around person ever. Whoever her friends are they all realize that she is the one who makes their group popular. She is an expert in Tennis and is considering becoming a pro dog sitter after high school.

macy campbell says, "Is hers hungry?"

by YoHomeBoyLink February 21, 2017