loser bowl

1. (n.) A competition or label for those in an eternal state of defeat, especially in the realm of FIFA '14. One gains the title of "loser bowl" by losing absurd amounts of consecutive games, or by losing to a female amateur. Synonym: NIT, Consolation game

2. (n.) A profanity that replaces a greeting upon seeing someone to degrade their self-worth.

3. (adj.) To suck major bawls.

1. "Wow, Arya lost 3-1 to Jessica? He is in the eternal Loser Bowl now."
2. "Decker saw Riley and instantly shouted 'LOSER BOWL!!!' without even a hello. How rude."
3. "John whooped Cody's ass last night in Fifa? Wow, Cody is so loser bowl."

by dxfifachampakajohnlibabygirl December 12, 2013

loser excuse

when the loser find an excuse to blame the winner for winning

you: how did she win our Fantasy Football League and she was the only female in it.
me: because she cheated. her husband who was in the league adjusted her rosters and picked all her players for her on draft day.
winner: I picked my own team and adjusted my rosters every week. that's the ultimate Loser Excuse.

by moviestacks December 30, 2013

lucky loser

a person who has only made it this far in life because of his insane luck

guy 1: wow, he's gonna go on to do great things
guy 2: nah, he's just a lucky loser

by factfish January 5, 2016

minecraft loser

A Minecraft bedrock edition player in a group of Minecraft java edition players

I'm the only person who plays bedrock edition of Minecraft in my friend group, thus I'm a Minecraft loser.

by sucmydik May 14, 2023

loser swiss

An adjective used to describe a person who uses a weak insult

Brian: Yeah, well your stupid
Jimmy: Wow, get better loser swiss

by ayejellydog April 19, 2017

Loser Booth

A booth set up at s bar that is located off to the side. There is never a line up and the choices are usually limited to waterdowned shots and pilsner beer. It is often frequented by cheap tipping piss tanks that cant be bothered to order a drink or wait in a line.

lets go get some shots and pilsners from the loser booth... no line up

by edgar1234 February 4, 2010

Loser Jarrett

This guys a total loser

loser jarrett

by eggbird January 2, 2023