e-loser

A loser on the internet. Seriously! An e-loser can't even use slang properly. What a waste

RubyRose: so ya weiss itz likedatt u primpy pestttt
WeissSchnee: Your'e an e-loser, RubyRose

by NeonGold June 10, 2018

eloser

Noun

1. Someone who spends all their time online.

2. Someone who doesn't have any online presence.

Person A: Come on, don't be such an eloser! Put down your iPhone and actually engage in a conversation.
Person B: *sends a text*
Person A: With words. That come out of your mouth. Hello, I'm in the same room as you.

- or -

I love him! He's got this great gig taking people on climbs all over the world. Totally is an ungoogleable eloser, but isn't at all, just kinda private, mysterious, and not into elife.

by amanda boekelheide April 3, 2010

eLoser

Another name for eHarmony.

Yo, last night my matches on eLoser were totally wack.

by KMGinHtown August 10, 2008

elosery

Used to describe an ambiguously-worded statement or contract dat causes someone to "get da raw end of da deal" if he naively follows through on its apparent meaning.

There are so many "too good to be true" offers and proposals floating around da web these days, but they are invariably just elosery deals.

by QuacksO March 19, 2021