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Greasing the Lanes

Simply put, Masturbating. Can be used in a masculine or feminine form.
After Dan was done with his new playboy, he felt like greasing the lanes.
by Jeremy and Mike August 22, 2007
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First Lady Of Lifestyle

A title referring to media personality, sexpert and sex educator Lola Bastinado, bestowed upon her by underground Gotham, acknowledging the great respect for her status among the adult alternative lifestyles.
The prestigious Sybarite Awards is produced by the First Lady Of Lifestyle, Lola Bastinado.
The First Lady Of Lifestyle, Lola Bastinado can be seen on Playboy TV
by ChrisJennings May 14, 2015
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Your genus likes penis

A serious insult meant to be used only in the most dire "your mom gay" type verbal battles.
Is worse than "your species feces" and less severe than "your family reunion homosexual communion".
Dave: your family tree LGBT!

Chad: your ancestors incestors!

Dave : your species feces

Chad: YOUR GENUS LIKES PENIS

in order to not escalate the situation, Dave preserves the final insult, knowing Chad will most likely not survive it.
by Ethan Blandbarry May 19, 2018
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Heard of Lies

Collective Noun.

A changing tale, a cautionary truth, a volume of bullshit.
The court listened to her heard of lies about her marriage.
The court listened to her heard of lies about her marriage.

There are so many different versions of what happened at this point, I can only speculate that it is nothing but a Heard of Lies.
by Megapint May 22, 2022
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sugar-coated lies

Those donuts aren't food, they are poison. Same with chocolate chip cookies, the double Dutch chocolate cake, the can of soda, the bag of potato chips, and the pretzel-wrapped hotdogs.

All that junk isn't food, it doesn't fuel you, it kills you! it literally kills you!
Me: "I'm hungry"

*Reaches for a donut*
Jocko: THOSE DONUTS AREN'T FOOD, THEY ARE SUGAR-COATED LIES!
by supersizedmcshizzle April 13, 2023
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no one likes you

When someone is being really gay, this is what one would say to get them to STFU, mostly. It also is commonly used sarcastically.
On the flip side, the opposite can also be used, usually sarcastically.
by jack tiggs January 3, 2011
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Lies

lies are like children- hard work! But in the end worth it because the future depends on them
man: hey stopping telling lies, thats bad!
child: actually you will find that they are the future, as am i
by Satan with a Perm June 24, 2010
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