Laser

Pronunciation: (Lay - Zhor)
Part Of Speech: Noun

A beam of light that is used to pinpoint an object. It is usually red.

Person 1: "Hey, do you see that?"
Person 2: "Yeah, that guy's pointing a laser at it."

by TheLar0 May 12, 2013

Laubenberg

A means of birth control used to clean out the vagina. Similar to a douche but not scientifically effective to prevent pregnancy.

You had unprotected sex? Just go get a Laubenberg and clean yourself out.

by Alex Max Jewell August 20, 2013

Laser boating

Consuming copious amounts of drugs and alcohol Un the the a.m. hours. Then restocking on said substances to continue consuming all day with no sleep.

We went to that concert last night and got really fucked up. Afterwards we continued to go laser boating all through the next day.

by Drock221 September 25, 2014

laser twat

Getting your vagina tightned by laser .

Shes such a laser twat . Its onvs what shes had done !

by Helsb October 22, 2015

lauder

an enormous projectile vomit while consuming huge quantities of alcohol. Short version of Lauderdaling.

Shit dude I just saw her lauder!

Dude if you drink anymore your gona start to lauder!

I caught her laudering again in the frat house!

Dude, she just laudered over my car!

by urban duderang April 18, 2016

lapse

It's a way of boys to say "I like cock"

Girl: Want to have sex with me?
Boy: Oh, sorry I'm lapse.

by lfdc November 19, 2016

Lasse

A brave man with a very big penisnad is super good at sex. He knows exactly what to do to make a girl wet.

Girl: ohh you are so Lasse.
Guy: I know.

by Thebigdickguy December 12, 2016