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Lazer Tits

tits that are odly shaped
damn look at her Lazer Tits
by Brielle & Sara June 6, 2011
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Lazer-Face

When someone get's really pissed off and has the meanest look on their face! Almost like their about to beat the crap outta you!
Guy 1: Dude, that guy has got a serious Lazer-Face on me!

Guy 2: Well then don't look at him.

Guy 1: I'm trying, but every time i do i get the feeling he's even more pissed off!
by W45H September 2, 2011
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Landering

The process where a cat twitches the entire skin over its back in response to a light touch. This causes all of the fur to move spasmodically and the cat to become angry.
Poking the cat lightly on the back with a straw will set off landering.
by UprTupr December 16, 2011
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Landerie

Obviously a land filled with dairy products. DUH
Example : The moon. it is really made of milk. But Dairy factories work to. In other word the moon = landerie
by a pirate vegetarian July 21, 2012
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Langerfoot

Tired, exhausted, ready to be done.
They were walking forever, it was Bobo who fell over in exhaustion with Langerfoot!
by Danyadolittle September 23, 2012
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lanerz

A super rad nickname for girls named Alana, Lana, Lane, or Alaina. Only the coolest of the cool girls are called this. The name Lanerz means fun, awesome, and unique. This nickname is very much desired among girls in high school and middle school.
Lanerz Alana Lana Lane Alaina cool rad fun awesome nickname
by chunkyyetfunky8 April 17, 2014
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lazergazer

Can be worded 'lazergazer', 'lazer-gazer' or 'lazer gazer'. All mean the same thing.

The meaning is quite broad. Can be used to describe a person who has, is or will be watching (either intentionally or non-intentionally) another person urinate. It can be meant in a sexual way too, for instance in relation to 'golden showers', and could in this sense describe the person who is on the receiving end of said golden shower.

The act of watching another person urinate can also be described as 'lazergazing'.

- Phrase coined by CatManTad and given meaning through collaboration with a friend (not through experience! Just so you all aren't left wondering!)
Phrase was initially used to describe what another friend did at their recent job overseeing the operation of a CNC Laser Cutting Machine. However, the tone of the conversation soon lowered a couple of notches when we realized what the phrase COULD mean in other circumstances.
1) I avoid using the urinals in public toilets to stop lazergazers.

2) You're at a party and two women go to the toilet together. You may say to your friend "Has lazergazing become THAT much of a trend now?"

3) A means to promote your new kinky blind dating service- "Meet your perfect match at one of our stargazing and lazergazing evenings."

golden shower

3)
by CatManTad October 22, 2015
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