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love u kobes
by sharks28 October 26, 2016
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Kobe

The act of someone hitting an amazing shot in basketball. A great feat or achievement, in honor of the late, great Kobe Bryant.
John: Yo, Jake! Did you just see that full-court shot?
Jake: Yeah, dude! You just fucking Kobed it!
by Bruhtonius January 27, 2020
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Kobes

A bloke who wants to graft females but is a keyboard warrior so cannot perform on the night.

A classic snapchat graft with no real life benefits.
Kobe is such a Kobes , he is constantly snapchatting Juicy but sacked it at the party.
by goodchatdemon June 10, 2019
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His big brother go to him any chance he can get and goes to his brother and fucks him but his dad makes him ride it
Have you heard kobe he is screaming in the background
by Deai March 25, 2025
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When you are so rich you can avoid traffic in your helicopter 🚁. But it will crash and and burn your rich ass. Can also be used when you throw trash in the can but it crashes on the side and slides down and may or may not spontaneously explode.
Did you see that helicopter that crashed into a mountain. Jan 26th 2020? Rumor is they yelled Kobe before dying.
by SIR MUFASA September 1, 2025
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That lit ass dude your girl can't stop thinking about

Most attractive and irresistible hot guy y'all know. Body of a god. Stay focussed or dude seduces your girl
Girl 1: What's your new boyfriend like?
Girl 2: He's a Kobe
Girl 1: Threesome?
Girl 2: But what about your boyfriend?
Girl 1: He's hot but not a Kobe
by Just a lit ass dude November 22, 2021
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Kobing

Is when someone acts like Kobe Bryant in every way
Yo Joe, your shit at ball, stop Kobing and be yourself
by jjhaksgsirghwsekhgl;nglgj February 12, 2019
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