top knot

1. the upper part of the body, joined to the trunk by the neck.
2. in some it contains the brain, but various specimens have been found to be lacking this.

Hey! Watch yer top knot, that branch is low.

by kellymncole March 23, 2008

knorz

"knorz" is a german slang term for really ugly bad hash.
(the one with the white dots in it and the taste of rubber with coal and camel shit)

no example. just knorz. xD

by mx2k December 21, 2005

knorkoon

A knife-fork-spoon hybrid utensil, far superior in design arrangement to the sporife.

Excuse me, waiter? How shall I eat when my table setting lacks even a knorkoon?

by YvexIh September 8, 2010

Knobtuse

Bent dick syndrome aka BDS

Yo man that is one bent ass dick right there son, you're knobtuse as hell dude

by Tyler's Dad June 6, 2017

Knot

An esoteric multiplex often heard as a "Not" by the wicked, but understood at great depth by the wise, usually used in complex situations with other words that also have double meanings

Joseph Smith was KNOT, KNOT, KNOT, KNOT, a TRUE prophet of God

by BlueEyesWhiteBoy April 20, 2023

Chastity Knot

Also known as a chastity pretzel, the chastity knot is a form of sterilization in which the penis is tied in a knot, therefore making it virtually impossible to have sex. It is commonly practiced in African tribes and isolated Jewish communities. This somewhat odd method of sterilization can result in several fatal side effects. The penis may have a restricted blood flow which results in gangrene and in extreme cases, the penis falling off. In addition, if the person with a chastity knot obtains a boner it will result in death.

Jewish mother: Oy vey! I caught my son kissing a girl the other day, I think I may have to administer a chastity knot!
Jewish mother 2: Nothing like a good 'ol chastity pretzel! Now what say you to a bagel with salmon and cream cheese?

by Jewbagel Supreme February 28, 2013

hoe knot

When a girl ties a knot in a sweater or t-shirt to expose her hip bones and/or belly button.

Girl 1: Do you see that girl over there with that hoe knot?
Girl 2: Yeah, who does she think she's impressing?

by Know's It October 28, 2015