kiwi mold

A fruit with mold on it.

Kiwi mold is disgusting.

by Debskelly1985 August 18, 2023

Kiwiberry

A girl that LOVES emiberry !

i saw kiwiberry and emiberry together the other day !

by Emiberry July 11, 2024

kiwi maximoff

beautiful girl with hazel brown eyes and brown shoulder length hair

bro did you see the new girl she’s a total kiwi maximoff

by Kiwi 🥝 lover August 19, 2024

Kiwi Day

Kiwi day, kiwi is even more powerful on this day and everyone must become kiwi

Person 1: hey you know what day it is! Kiwi Day!
Person 2: what on earth are you ta- *kiwifies*

by slimecicle lover fr December 14, 2023

kiwi microwave

When you leave your food on the car dash on a hot day so it’s cooked by lunch

“Hey Tom why’s your lunch out in the sun? That’s gonna go putrid by lunch!”
“Mate what do you mean? It’ll be cooked by lunch. Haven’t you heard of a kiwi microwave?”

by Your mates mate January 30, 2024

Kiwi

The strongest female in the hxh universeAU Fanfiction. Thick skinned, aggressive, violent but has multitudes of potential and reserves of unbridled love.

Muscle mommy!

Hisoka and Illumi Zoldyck's Wife AU fanfiction

"Kiwi, you don't have to be scared of me or Illumi." Hisoka pulled my body into his lap, my back flush against his chest, his hands firmly squeezing my legs and kneading the muscle beneath.

by Xzyztent November 21, 2023

Kiwi Breakfast

You’ll often find a “Kiwi Breakfast” on the menu of a New Zealand cafe. Besides the produce being local, there is nothing inherently “Kiwi” about it. Its literally an English Breakfast… except it in New Zealand, so therefore it’s “Kiwi”.

Kiwi waiter: “would you like to try our Kiwi Breakfast “
English tourist: “yeah sure”

20 minutes later…

English tourist: “this is literally an English breakfast without black pudding”

by Poseidon’s Kiss December 9, 2023