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Poo Kiss

Otherwise known as skid marks, Poo Kisses occur when wiping was not done thoroughly enough. Often seen on white fabrics such as bedsheets, towels, or underwear, Poo Kisses are poop stains that are imprinted by one's butthole, resembling actually kiss marks.
My mom told me to buy black underwear because these white ones always show my poo kisses.
by Draghi1000 March 8, 2011
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Dove Kiss

When a woman of considerable bust touches her nipple to her clitoris.
"Mio Sotis bent down and gave herself an exquisite dove kiss. Phwoar."
by smith.spark March 9, 2019
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Apple kissing

When two prolapsed anuses touch eachother.
Alice and I got very drunk and tried out some apple kissing last night.
by Elviis November 17, 2015
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kissing beans

When ladies cross opposing legs and the Mexican jumpers touch bits
I tried to take this lady home for some kissing beans, but she told me lesbians don’t do that.
by Shashenanigans February 16, 2018
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Sealed with a kiss

When you fart at the end or near the end of taking a piss
Dam roy really fucked the bathroom off , well at least he sealed it with a kiss. Sealed with a kiss
by Anthony craig March 27, 2021
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kadina kiss

A Kadina Kiss is a sexual act made famous in the regional South Australia town of Kadina. It involves the suction of another individuals anus hole, in the same manner one would suck marrow out of a bone.
Boys, picked up a bird on the weekend and gave her a good old fashioned kadina kiss in me ute.
by moetthepoet2.0 May 11, 2016
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Poseidon's Kiss

When you take a shit, and the water touches your ass.
My shit was so huge, it gave me the fattest Poseidon's kiss yesterday.
by CoC/Tubing March 14, 2023
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