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Karl

Karl is the kind of guy who is in a wheelchair. He lives in a condo with 2 adopted girls. He is known as a pervert because when his daughter's best friends come to visit, he stares at their chest and butt.

Karl is a good friend but as his prisoners often say, he is not the best at buying food. He is the worst at making dinner!
Both his adopted girls are forced to wear sweatpants and oversized hoodies in order to be looked at the perv.
Elise: ugh its Karl!
Maya: hey don't be rude, Elise!! I love him soo much, imma go byeeee!
Elise: . . .

Lucy: agh he's looking straight at me! Elise, what do I do?
Elise: THAT PERV.!! Here let me cover you with my arm
Lucy: thx B

Maya: ELISE HURRY UP!!!!!!!!
by L_is_awesome December 5, 2019
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karl lööf

His the coolest man alive. Hi has a huge penis and a sexy face. Every girl wants him in the bed.
Thats so karl lööf
by Kalleman December 12, 2016
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Kool Karl

Butterscotch and Sweetness all mixed up into a delicious snowcone.
Karl and I went to the snowcone stand, and Klara made us a "Kool Karl''
by Koolkarllover11 August 3, 2011
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Karl Jacobs

idk some bisexual icon :)
they r my favorite dre smp member also did any one else see when karl! and CORPSE had matching pfps ?? like bruh i love their friendshippp
karl is cute and he be dressin
i stan karl jacobs supremacy bitch hbu
quackity and soggy napkin know whats up thoo
Karl Jacobs: WHAT THE HONK??????!!!!?!?!!??!?!??!?
by Jeremy:) September 8, 2021
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Karl

Karl should give his food to Tim Leo Now
Karl =69696969696969
by Maaat elskeren69 September 4, 2019
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karl

pathetic boy you can walk all over. will not retaliate, will give you the rest of his life for nothing in exchange. sweetest boy ever, soft eyes that will always look the other way if you cheat on him.
Her: I love Karl!

Karl: I hope so.
by eminemrox2001 November 23, 2021
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Backseat Karl

When someone shits in another person's ass.
"Normally I don't do Backseat Karls, but $20 is $20"
by SoaringEagleVII November 28, 2022
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