Jonathing

To Rape Little Girls - Ish,Isaiah and Jon

I was Jonathing Yesterday It Was Amazing, Definitely Doing That Again

by IshStoleYourBish February 9, 2021

Johnathan Depth

The proper name for Johnny Depp.

What's Johnny Depp's full name?

Johnathan Depth.

by SpikeyMike2 July 7, 2018

Jonah

A Jonah is a rare person to come by, they are very kind, considerate, funny, and most would say hot. A Jonah is sexy af and you'd be lucky to have one in your life.

Girl: I just met the most amazing boy!
Other Girl: Really? Who?
Girl: His name is Jonah, He's extremely hot
Other Girl: OHHH! HIM?!?!? HE"S MR. UNIVERSE
Girl: Imma go pull a Jonah on him.

by TheMysteriousPersonYouDontKnow September 24, 2019

Johnathan ackerman

A devoted Denver broncos fan who is also a epic gamer

You are such a Johnathan Ackerman

by Epic gamessss November 20, 2019

Jonah

Your mothers baby daddy and uses your sister as a side piece. With a dick the size of the empire state building he has fucked 10 times as many females as you. He also has hella hoes all over him

"Dude, a Jonah just came into my life"
"Yeah your life sucks"

by Ekud33 January 17, 2020

Jonah

A person who carries a jinx, one who will bring bad luck any they go.

I was on a winning streak until Jonah showed up!!
Any luck with the girls tonight? Was doing ok until Jonah showed up!!

by Sambiase November 1, 2022

Johnathan Gionette

Attractive, beautiful, gorgeous & stunning guy with a interesting personality of natural perfection. His presence is enough to blush the breezing wind with romance & affection. Yes incredibly intelligent & knowledgeable, talented in academia. He's an amazing listener & chatter, he's the safe haven of venting. Hes respectful & sweet, he will make you feel incredibly special.

Johnathan Gionette is so drop dead blooming!

by Sierras ugly June 3, 2023