Johan Ulveson 

the Swedish actor everyone knows, but nobody knows the name of.

plays the voice of Albo in the Swedish kids game "Drakens värld" (trans. Dragons world)

me: hey who played the voice of Albo in drakens värld?
guy: idk, i know his face but not his name
me: i think he played the therapist in Bonusfamiljen too..
guy: yeah, let's Google it...
me: OH! its Johan Ulveson!

Johan Ulveson by ike.aa October 1, 2018

Johanne 

A johanne is very powerfull and hype, when you first meet her she would be very weird and a little bit cold, but she’s liking have control over things. Johanne is at the most time happy, but she is just hiding her feelings, she can be so sad and stressed and feel like nothing is real, but no one can see it ‘cause that fake smile she makes looks so real. She is also very funny to be with and always has crazy ideas!

A johanne is thin and very sporty, she has a lot of friends. She is very hot and her boobs are big, she is just perfect!

Johanne

Johanne by Ashie789 November 24, 2018

Johan 

A man who appears lady like from how unlikeable they usually are

“That guy over there is such a Johan”

Johan by JohanHater December 12, 2018

Johanne 

Johanne is the most beautiful girl! All the guys fall in love with her, but she only loves her horse!

She’s such a Johanne! Look at how she rejected that guy

Johanne by Johannelover123 January 1, 2019

Johannes

A German name describing a very intelligent and good-looking guy who also has a great heart, though he may not always show that openly in the beginning.
He is really athletic and always working on himself through sports and reading.
He is a hard and disciplined worker and won't give up until he's done.
He is also very friendly and welcoming to anyone he meets and will also help whoever he can.
He will do his best to include you in any conversation when he senses you may feel left out of a group.
Once he gets to know you he is the most loyal person you will ever know, but he will also be honest with you and tell you his opinion when he disagrees. He will also provide help when you need it.
He won't want you to do a lot of effort for him or spend money on him.

Once you get to know him he will be the most loveable and amazing person and you won't ever wanna spend a day of your life without him.

"Oh, you've met Johannes? He is the best thing that's ever happened to me."

Johannes by anonyyyyyyyymous January 9, 2019

Johannes

He is the most perfect person you will ever meet. Johannes is a very handsome guy and he has this special look in his eyes. When he wants a girl he fights for her. Loads of girls have a crush on him or they are interested, but he only wants her. He is very smart and plays football. He also has really dirty thouhts, but he will care for you. He will always say the truth an he will never lie to you. Sometimes you can trust him more than your best friend. His smile make you melt, even though you hate it, you love it! He can be an ass too but most of the time he is perfect.

"Who is that?"
"Thats Johannes, he's mine!"

Johannes by emma180902 January 13, 2019

Johan Olesen 

A person, typically of the male gender, who has perfectly even-sized symmetrical arms.

"Wow Johan Olesen, very symmetrical arms you've got there!" and "You have a very even-sized pair of arms my young boy, named Johan Olesen."

Johan Olesen by GenderfluidAsexualSunLolly January 31, 2019