jamonero

A perverted person that ogles over young, fresh meat, i.e. Young girls if he is straight or young to pubescent boys if he is gay. A jamonero is very open about being such and approaches his or her victims in a lecherous manner imposing sexual favors to be paid by cash, material items, etc.

Oye, ese tipo que va por ahi, es tremendo jamonero de pinga! Se pasa mirando a todas las muchachas y se le sale la baba. Que tipo tan indeseable es el jamonero ese. Vargame Dios!

by Valeria de Pipi October 28, 2013

japanese uniform

Uniform that starts school sex.

That Japanese uniform made me a father.

by RiasGremory;) February 23, 2014

japanese slipper

The act of slipping a finger inside a girl (or attractive ladyboy) on the dance floor.

Last night I gave that ladyboy the ol' Japanese slipper

by Keoff Gawick February 4, 2015

japanese pincushion

A recently-shaved scrotum that has not been properly maintained. The resulting 'stubble' often causes discomfort and excessive abrasion of underwear.

Shaving your balls is a lifetime commitment....unless you want to suffer through the Japanese Pincushion.

by stopmakingsense July 23, 2014

Japanese Fountain

When you (accidentally or otherwise) catch your own semen in your mouth after busting a load.

Jimmy was masturbating vigorously the other day and gave himself a Japanese Fountain. Dude now has a new fetish.

by Dinrael May 17, 2015

Jamnesia

When you can't remember the name of a song or band

"What was that song called?...Fuck! I think I have jamnesia

by Jake5422 August 29, 2015

Jamnesia

When you forget what you jam is called.

Partyguy #1: What's my jam called again. Oh yeah, Fantasy that shit's my JAM!1

Partyguy #2: You forgot your jam?

Partyguy# 1: I have jamnesia.

by Morgan Freeman's evil Piñata. September 16, 2015