shit hook

a buddy of mine in High School referred to idiots as 'shithooks'

That mf'er is a real shithook

by dr pusbag October 5, 2003

family hooker

when your driving on the street and you see a girl who looks like a prostitute but when you get up close you realise it's your mom or you daughter or your wife and then you get dissapointed and drive away

Mat:damn i thot i saw this hoe but it was really my mom
Dylan: did you pick her up?
Mat:heck yes
Dylan:Fuck Dude thats some jerry springer shit!

by Dylowned June 7, 2005

hookdick

Someone who has a crooked penis. You probably cannot tell unless the penis is errect.

Dude when you get errect your dick is shaped like a rainbow. How does that treat the ladies? Your hookdick is in the way!!!!

by Darrin May October 20, 2007

Hookah Bar

origiinating in the middle east. came over to america and are popping up all over NYC. Miami LA and cali... very hip and popular where people aged 14-28 go to drink and smoke shisha. normally good high...

a very relaxed smoking enviorment and is very good

So what are you guys doing in the city?

oh we'll probly hit up that hookah bar on 1st

by citysmoker420 January 16, 2009

fish hook

After sliding your finger into the cathedral you then curl your finger and pull back.

Dude I jumped inside Sally's cathedral last night and totally fish hooked her. She then left me to fuck an alcoholic.

by matty D January 2, 2005

Hooker-In-Church

In reference to being under stress.

Damn, I'm sweating like a hooker-in-church.

by Dave-O Slim September 17, 2005

Dual Hooked

To attach one object/person to another object/person while playing Just Cause 2 using the Dual Hook.

I just Dual Hooked that guy to a gas canister.

by Movura January 21, 2010