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hokaido

a type of homosexual sex act in which somone puts there penis inside of there ear and lick the earwax off.
Wow Jennifer your really good at hokaido.
by hungrypenisman12121 February 23, 2017
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hookah

1.) a silly funny name for a guys dick

2.) a silly term used for having sex

also known as "hookah hookah"
GUY:- do you wanna see my hookah? after you see it you might wanna feel it all the way inside of you.....*guy pulls his penis out*
GIRL:- OMG.........it looks nice......I love your hookah

PERSON#1:- did you guys hookah last night?
PERSON#2:- yes.....we hookah'd all night long.....

GIRL:- I wanna hookah hookah tonight *girl strips naked*
GUY:- ok lemme get naked first
by marilynmansonmarilynmanson April 22, 2008
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Hoobaholic

Being extremely addicted to the band Hoobastank.
There is no cure for this disease. No drug, therapy or 12 step program. I crave it, I need it, desire it more than anything else... I live and breathe it....I am a hoobaholic.
by Nina May 3, 2004
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Hoobastankin

one of the most epic of all adjectives. synonym for: extremely amazing, fantastic, coolest thing ever, best, intense, greatest, crazy, the most fun you've ever had your entire life, magical. magical outrageous
yo! dude how was that ride on the rollercoaster?" "it was Hoobastankin Bro!
by Mr. Hooba S. Tankin July 26, 2010
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hooah

When said while thrusting the pelvis, and after saying a long sentence, creates humor.
Sir,IjustseemedtohavedroppedyourvaseandkilledyourdogwhileIwasmindingyourhouse - (thrusts pelvis) HOOAH!
by Bastardized Bottomburp September 20, 2003
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Hookah Furrie

A furrie who smokes at a hookah bar, maybe wears tail and ears at said hookah bar me
I know that guyz a furrie form his bumper stickers and his collar. He's the local hookah furrie
by Hookah Furrie September 28, 2008
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Honkai: Star Rail

Cross-platform turn-based gacha anime-styled pseudo open-world game, developed and published by Mihoyo.

Coming from a multibillion dollar company (Mihoyo), it was inevitable they'd make a new game. HSR was a big disappointment for the HI3RD fans, as they decided to make it a turn-based game, which is a huge downgrade from HI3RD. Many hoped it to be a sequel to APHO2 (in terms of combat), which, of course, didn't happen. The name was only bait to reel HI3RD players in, assuming their players think of the gameplay as an afterthought. It's theorized capitalism has something to do with Mihoyo's decision of making it turn-based. The combat isn't even good, even for turn-based standards. The combat is braindead to say the very least, it's highly recommended to go play something else if you're looking for a good turn-based game, most people who are playing this are just blinded by the eyecandy.
Disappointed Honkai Impact fan: Way to ruin my day, Mihoyo, you took a huge shit on us Honkai fans assuming this is what we want!

Coping Honkai Impact fan: I mean, at least the world navigation looks good. There's some cute hags in it, too!

Disappointed Honkai Impact fan: You're kinda right, the game did have potential if it wasn't turn-based garbage. "Cute hags" Where? There's only two (March 7th and Asta). Honestly, Honkai: Star Rail will never be as good as the upcoming games, this will only be good as a filler game.

Coping Honkai Impact fan: Give me the game names, then maybe i'll be convinced it's a filler game as you said.

Disappointed Honkai Impact fan: Wuthering Waves, Blue Protocol, Gran Saga global, Zenless Zone Zero (Mihoyo's other upcoming game), Solo Leveling Arise and Tower of Fantasy 3.0 only to name a few.

Coping Honkai Impact fan: Alright, i'm convinced now. Why is Tower of Fantasy on the list of games though? It's already released.

Disappointed Honkai Impact fan: Because 1. Technically anything that's an update that isn't out yet is upcoming, plus 3.0 will mop the floor with HSR and even Genshin. 2. It's objectively better, even if it isn't as beautiful and polished as HSR.
by Autismo_Manifesto March 24, 2023
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