Vaginal Hook

When you're fingering a girl and they try to get away so you hook them in the vagina, and they can't go anywhere.

My friend was fingering a girl and she tried to leave, and he vaginal hooked the girl.

by Vaginal Hook October 3, 2016

deuce and a hook

a fat chick weighing roughly two hundred and fifty pounds. deuce = 2, hook = half, times 100 is implied

Did you see that troll? She was easily a deuce and a hook.

by Cleatus Jenkins September 29, 2010

Sling ya hook

Used to tell someone to be quiet and go away.

"You're clapped"
"Oh sling ya hook"

by demigod-dictionary July 27, 2018

Fisherman’s Hook

While she’s riding you cowgirl, you reach around with a hook shaped index finger, briskly insert it into her rectum and enjoy as she starts to flop around like a fish on a line.

Rachel started on with the dirty talk last night so when she closed her eyes I did the old fisherman’s hook. She was flopping like a trout on a 20 pound line.

by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2019

hometown hook-up

A person that you hook up with when you go back to the town you grew up in. Often happens to college students when they go back home in between semesters and hook up with random people at parties or ex's who still live there.

I'm not really interested in Jeremy, he's just my hometown hook-up.

by B e t h a n y January 12, 2008

T-Hook

A device similar to a tampoon designed for absorbing extreme exsecive bloody anal discharge. Synonyms: Male ass tampoon, Suppository, Prolapse absorber

"While helping his friend John, Troy's asshole started leeking like a raging waterfall so he went home and grabbed a T-Hook to stop the crimson muddy flow."

by Ass leekage February 15, 2008

Off The Hook

The old school use of 'off the hook' is to "get away with something", or "not be responsible for something", i.e., the fish that got away was 'off the hook'.

My sister broke up with her fiance, so I'm off the hook for buying her a wedding present.

by Kid Java September 19, 2009