banana hammock

*not for sleeping in*

a male garment used to hold the "hardboys"

Crap, this banana hammock is riding up my ass.

by matty matt matt January 12, 2007

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Hamnah

Common myths beleive Hamnah to mean purple grape, yet those who have encountered this phenomenon of a homosapien are now aware that "Hamnah" is more suited to yellow grape, owning to its unusual skin pigmentation. Hamnah originates from Iran, (previously known as Persia), yet some still maintain its origin is from China. Hamnah is an alternative to evil, and some ancient myths put it above Satan himself. Moreover, Hamnah is also when somebody is able to distract an acedemic scholar for over 20 hours in one week. Moreover, some believe that Hamnah to have various oxymoronic elements.

OMG, a hamnah is coming, thats 20 hours of my week wasted.
Oxymoronic traits: NiceHamnah, Beautiful Hamnah

by Mitul Patel, Ravi Mehta March 19, 2008

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hambone

Something which is wonderful in a soup and distressing in a movie. Connotation varies according to the likability of the actor being described, with William Shatner at the affectionate end of the spectrum and David Caruso at the other. See "Shatnering."

Yeah, Shatner's a hambone, but he's OUR hambone.

by David Bryant May 7, 2004

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Balloon Hammock

The act of blowing air in to the urethra and inflating the testicles. The subject, then spreads his scrotal sack between his index finger and thumb creating an approximate 2-3" gap between each finger. The female party rests her chin upon said scrotum sack and rests for several hours.

I can't believe Sally was willing to give Billy such a serious balloon hammock in front of the entire family during Thanksgiving dinner, she must have slept for like three or four hours!

by Boooooey November 6, 2011

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