Arizona Jungle Gym

The act of hanging from a jungle gym or other tall supportive structure to allow your partner to perform oral and anal oral sex on you. This act differs from the Utah Jungle Gym as the Arizona Jungle Gym is 100% heterosexual and does not have to involve anal eating.

Bro 1. John said he gave Katie the licking of a lifetime last night. I don’t know how he did it!!!????

Bro 2. Easy, she climbed up on a ladder and he gave her an Arizona Jungle Gym.

by Mega Hemroids May 7, 2020

post gym

1.) place to exercise on a military base
2.) place to loiter after working out

1.) "I'm heading over to the post gym at lunch"
2.) "Do they have the same things at Post gym that they have at the Après ski?"

by dcskeeler November 4, 2007

Gym tears

Sweaty eyes

I got gym tears from sweating so much from cardio

by Ih8blacks1845 October 16, 2023

gym jerk

The motion people do when they're shaking up a protein powder in water/milk and they jerk the bottle everywhere

"What's that guy doing?"
"Oh, he's gym jerking"

by InHoc Urban June 8, 2015

Funky Gym Junkie

During intercourse with a lady and/or man who regularly works out, insert your penis and/or dildo into a tub of protein and then, re insert it into the anus or vagina.

I gave her a funky gym junkie on Friday night.

by Brokeback Mountaineer January 6, 2023

Gym gooner

Gym gooners are people who spend too much time in the gym, often flexing in front of mirrors or filming themselves. Instead of focusing on their own workouts, they usually walk around correcting others' form. They tend to ego lift and survive on three core steroid-based meals a day
They love machines and criticize free weight

But often lacks functional strength and have aesthetic only body thanks to steroids

Ayo bro , Look at that gym gooner trying to lift that massive weight just to impress chicks
All pain no gain

Bro either gonna shit on his pants or snap his tendon

by Why.Filipino.smell.Likeshit May 12, 2025

Gym Flexing

When some one is acting like they can do something, when damn well you know they can't, Just to make themselves look good

Yo stop gym flexing, you know you can't lift 200 lbs

by KingMonteiro July 21, 2015