Glizzy

Glock

I was about to get robbed walking home, lucky I had that glizzy on me and all they had was a hot dog in their pocket.

by Goofywords November 10, 2022

Glizzy

When a fella masturbates on another person who is sleeping, unconscious, or dead.

"Don't nap around Derek or you'll get the glizzy treatment."

by par_ns November 11, 2022

Glizzy

Circa early/mid 2010’s “dog” and “glizzy” were both used as terms for firearms. “Dog” was ambiguously used esp in texting. By 2015 DMV teens regularly referred to the hot dog as a “glizzy”. Term began to spread outside of the DC area via Instagram.

Brah, don’t get caught eating a glizzy in public…

by Pop Dukes November 15, 2022

Glizzy

A genital blizzard. 360 inside your partner and slap he in the face with your dick

Ashley let me glizzy her last night.

by Glizzymaster blizzard November 18, 2022

Glizzy

Taking a shit in the woods/backcountry.

He took a glizzy behind an old stump after eating chili the night before.

by Ju2t3azy December 2, 2022

Glizzy

Depending on the context...its a hot dog, a gun or a penis

I put ketchup and mustard on my glizzy (hot dog)

If you need the glizzy(gun) u can take mine

She was all on my gat/glizzy last night (penis)

by anonymous December 12, 2022

Glizzy Alarm Clock

A kick in the dick to start your day right.

I kept hitting snooze before my interview, so my girl finally got me up with a Glizzy Alarm Clock.

by Witch Trinity December 13, 2022