Chinese grenade

When a male is near climax he will run at full speed at the women's face while simultaneously trying to cum there's a 50% chance the male Will cum that's why it has its name the Chinese grenade.

Jimmy tried to chinese grenade his wife but he had a malfunction and just smacked his balls in her face

Chinese grenade by Yetus ketus November 2, 2020

Chinese grenade

The Chinese grenade is a sex move where the male waits till at climax then will run out and charge in while cumming to try in blow it into her face it gets the Chinese part for it's tendency to malfunction

Jimmy tried to Chinese grenade but it malfunctioned and he smacked this balls in his wife's face

Chinese grenade by Yetus ketus November 2, 2020

Gritty Grenade 

The act of a female hovering (straddled) over a person, spreading her vagina lips apart & allowing sand to fall out onto their "target"

After I JUST fell asleep (the first 3 minutes in a week) I was startled awoke by a gritty grenade!

Gritty Grenade by Finni Bouche February 21, 2021

Goose grenade

joel benjey bc he plays hockey so he thinks he’s canadian. he also loves to sword fight in the locker room with fellow team mates.

joel like boys bc he’s a goose grenade

Goose grenade by iminyourmomsdreams September 27, 2021

goose grenade

joel benjey bc he plays hockey so he thinks he’s Canadian and loves to sword fight in the locker room with fellow team mates.

joel likes boys bc he’s a goose grenade

goose grenade by iminyourmomsdreams September 27, 2021

Hand Grenade

Someone who shows up and destroys everything they touch.

Don't let ( insert name) touch that. He's a hand grenade, he'll fuck something up.

Hand Grenade by The Red Devil October 11, 2021

Ass Grenade 

When you eat something that you know is gonna fuck your stomach up later, particularly really spicy food.

Randy: damn man, I just polished off a pile of the hottest chicken wings they got!
Brian Cropp: sounds like you just pulled the pin on a genuine ass grenade!!!

Ass Grenade by LiquorCaptain May 20, 2022