Jumping on the grenade

A term used when a wingman takes the ugly girl interested in you, leaving you open to swoop in for her more attractive friend.

Me: Her friend is so hot, but the ugly girl is into me
Wingman: I'll take her off your hands so you can try the hot girl
Me: Thanks for jumping on the grenade, man. I owe you.

by Knowlton School ofArchitecture March 5, 2015

grenade pin

a used tampon that is hidden so it will smell up the room.

Sally was fighting with her boyfriend for the final time. She could no longer handle the fact that he liked to watch Mr. Rogers during lovemaking. Right after they had sex she told him it was over and proceeded to leave a grenade pin under his pillow so that he would find it weeks later. Or soonder depending upon the smell factor.

by pbrgirl September 23, 2005

Grendal

The female version of a taint,the taint is the little piece of skin between your ball sac and anus.

Man, Did u see the grendal on that chick? Look under the vag. n u will see a little bitty piece of skin the kinda looks like a taint.It's purdy

by hyph April 13, 2008

grenade

(noun)—a lady friend of a potential conquest who blocks your advances on their friend's behalf. Please Note: a wingman may be needed to "dive on the grenade".

"There's one huge grenade launcher, there's one grenade, and then there's one cutie."—Mike "The Situation," Jersey Shore

by NEW JERSEY Diet-SHORE-nary May 2, 2011

phone grenade

Step One: Steal your friends phone and run into the other room(don't let them know)
Step Two: Go into their contacts and pick someone embarrassing
Step Three: While it's ringing, run to your friend and hand them their phone.
This will cause them to act like an idiot while they try to answer their phone, or if no one answers, while the person calls your friend back and has to explain what happened.

Kellen- phone grenade!
Bill- uh,uh,uh what?

by ¡Kellen! January 20, 2009

Wrinkle Grenade

Military term for an object which causes a person's clothes or appearance to be slovenly or unkept.

Drill Sergeant to Recruit: "Private, what happened to your uniform?! You look like you jumped on a wrinkle grenade!"

by Sgt Redleg July 30, 2009

Reverse Hand Grenade

Slide your fist into someone's asshole and spread all your fingers out all at once.

Much like the regular hand grenade, but instead of using a vagina, you are using an ass hole.

"Did you hand grenade that chick last night?"
"No, but I did do a reverse hand grenade!"

by muffinhasmypants April 19, 2009