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A greasy dick is what a guy gets if he jacks off using Vaseline for a lube.
I ran out of Sliquid so I used Vaseline to lube my dick when I was taking care of my morning wood and now I've got a greasy dick!
by USAF Cadet August 26, 2021
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greasy haired nut grabber

A reallllly fucking gay man with greasy hair who likes to hit on his neighbors and touch them frequently
Brian Smith is a greasy haired nut grabber because he likes to get fresh with his 6th floor suite
by poopdick April 4, 2005
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greasy

Ehsan Salihi.
The attribute of: having greasy combed back hair
having a sweaty face all the time
making strange faces often
having pimples like everest on your head that you take pills for and get monthly injections for but they just dont go away
Jeff: Ehsan's jokes

Ben:DUDE ehsan is such a greasy bastard i swear i wouldnt touch him for 100$

Lucas: I know, I heard he gets injections for his acne

Nick: bahaha he looks like a ballargo

Everyone: LOL

Mike: I fucking hate looking at him cuz every time i just know hes such a fucking greasy homo and it fucking pisses me off!
by jokesssss August 7, 2008
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Greasy Salamander

The act of egging a house or other dwelling. The term originated in the town of Mapleton, Iowa, where it is commonly used in, among other areas, to this day.
Let's pull a greasy salamander on Ricardo's house tonight!
by JackTheSnackEater November 14, 2011
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Greasy Horse

1) A hockey player for the Vancouver Canucks, sometimes referred to as "Sopel" who doesn't cut his hair (or wash it).
2) Anyone who follows the ways of definition #1
1) GREASY HORSE! GREASY HORSE! GREASY HORSE! GREASY HORSE! GREASY HORSE! GREASY HORSE! GREASY HORSE! GREASY HORSE! GREASY HORSE! GREASY HORSE!
2) Hey check out that greasy horse!... Ha ha ha!
by Bubs May 5, 2003
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greasy

The 'fad' word a year ago. Means somone or somthing you don't like, or somthing specific you don't like about a person.
a. "EW! Bob wore that shirt yesterday! That is so greasy"
b. person 1:so, have you talked to sue yet
person 2: yeah, we had a really greasy conversation
c. His hair looks so greasy today
by Lorli March 13, 2005
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greasy TNT

A skanky whore who stinks up the internet instead of doing housework. Contact with this nasty bitch should be avoided at all costs. She is an ass-munching freak.
Greasy is the biggest skankiest nut-wad ever.
by mamadred April 15, 2005
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