Google Life

Noun: The process of googling one's name to constuct a timeline of one's life from the search results.

"Damn dude, my google life sucks compared to yours! I can't belive that you were a Pokemon champion at 10, a porn star/college baseball star at 18, a Military hero at 25, a welfare scam artist at 30, and you died in Honolulu at age 53."

by Traffic Office August 3, 2005

Google Turd

Defecation of Google proportions. Everything about the turd exudes creativity and forward thinking. A Google Turd is not just left, it is 'posted'.

Paul posted a Google Turd in the office.

by Alfy2020 June 24, 2009

Google Chrome

the search engine that tracks you 24/7

Google Chrome is so bad; it tracks me 24/7.

by YulTheWizard October 1, 2019

Google-Paranoia

Intense fear that Google wants to misuse info about your shitty boring life.

Your google-paranoia is getting worse. You better up that lexapro-dose.

by Buns78 November 24, 2009

google machine

Something old people call google. I dont know if they actually think that google is actually a machine. MAybe they think it is the computer. idk.

example 1: Grandpa - who's pitching for the redsox game today billy.
billy - I don't know granpa.
Grandpa - Well, why dont you just go get on your fucking google machine and find it on there.
example 2: billy - Hey, grandpa you catch any fish this weekend.
grandpa - I dont know why dont you just go ask your god damn google machine.

by spanky1234 January 24, 2009

Google Instant

A new feature that moves the search box around the screen as you type to make your search experience as painful and confusing as possible.

A: HOLY SHIT BRO I LOST THE BOX. W. T. F.
B: Calm down, its just google instant.

by H.YANG.OCN.PINS April 27, 2011

Google Scholar

an individual who goes out of his or her way to appear to their peers on the internet to be far more cultured, intelligent, and informed than anyone else--thanks to their broadband connection to the internet and their extensive practice using search engines.

So i was winning for a change by nearly 69 points in my trivia chatroom and this 'google scholar' thought he could just march right in and take over.

by getnpsi September 6, 2008