Google Turd

Defecation of Google proportions. Everything about the turd exudes creativity and forward thinking. A Google Turd is not just left, it is 'posted'.

Paul posted a Google Turd in the office.

by Alfy2020 June 24, 2009

Google Life

Noun: The process of googling one's name to constuct a timeline of one's life from the search results.

"Damn dude, my google life sucks compared to yours! I can't belive that you were a Pokemon champion at 10, a porn star/college baseball star at 18, a Military hero at 25, a welfare scam artist at 30, and you died in Honolulu at age 53."

by Traffic Office August 3, 2005

Google Chrome

the search engine that tracks you 24/7

Google Chrome is so bad; it tracks me 24/7.

by YulTheWizard October 1, 2019

Google-Paranoia

Intense fear that Google wants to misuse info about your shitty boring life.

Your google-paranoia is getting worse. You better up that lexapro-dose.

by Buns78 November 24, 2009

google machine

Something old people call google. I dont know if they actually think that google is actually a machine. MAybe they think it is the computer. idk.

example 1: Grandpa - who's pitching for the redsox game today billy.
billy - I don't know granpa.
Grandpa - Well, why dont you just go get on your fucking google machine and find it on there.
example 2: billy - Hey, grandpa you catch any fish this weekend.
grandpa - I dont know why dont you just go ask your god damn google machine.

by spanky1234 January 24, 2009

Google Instant

A new feature that moves the search box around the screen as you type to make your search experience as painful and confusing as possible.

A: HOLY SHIT BRO I LOST THE BOX. W. T. F.
B: Calm down, its just google instant.

by H.YANG.OCN.PINS April 27, 2011

scrapin' the google

During sexual intercourse, the removal of excess vaginal fluids --usually by the male-- by wiping his penis on the woman's thigh, thus generating more friction during the sex act.

My wiggah, I had that bizatch cumin' so many times I was scrapin' the google like every five seconds.

by vsnaipaul November 26, 2010