Chill your balls in ice water, coat in petroleum jellie, and rest on a woman's eyes while masturbating.
by mad bagger December 30, 2014
Get the zombie goggles mug.A condition that occurs when running for so long/far that the women and/or men around you seem to be much more attractive then they actually are, most likely the result of dehydration, exhaustion, etc...
Two guys running:
Guy A: Dude, check out that hottie looking at us.
Guy B: You must got some major runner's goggles on, because that chick is fugly
Guy A: Dude, check out that hottie looking at us.
Guy B: You must got some major runner's goggles on, because that chick is fugly
by TopGunOriginal May 27, 2009
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The ability to find exactly what you need very quickly by implementing the use of certain words and phrases in Google or other similar Internet search engines.
by アノニマス February 19, 2011
Get the Google-fu mug.An attempt by Google to create competition against Facebook in the social networking business. Unfortunately, they failed to realize that people are more interested in "stalking" others, rather than "connecting" with them.
Brian: Hey, did you here about this new social networking site called Google Plus?
Dan: Really? That's awesome! Is Tina on it?
Brian: Yeah, but she has privatized her photos to only people within her friends circle.
Dan: Seriously? Fuck Google Plus. It's lame.
Dan: Really? That's awesome! Is Tina on it?
Brian: Yeah, but she has privatized her photos to only people within her friends circle.
Dan: Seriously? Fuck Google Plus. It's lame.
by MisterYap August 28, 2011
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by andrea21544 August 17, 2007
Get the Goggie mug.When the cadets at the United States Military Academy spend too much time without seeing any non-cadets of the opposite sex they will often develop what are called "grey goggles" meaning they see their classmates through the cadet grey which defines the Academy and people who in the outside world would be highly unattractive suddenly seem very attractive, this occurs most frequently during the dead of winter when contact with the world outside of the greyness of West Point is limited and people start to lose hope.
With grey goggles, people who on the standard hot scale would rate a 4 or 5 can gain as much as 3 or 4 points boosting them up to the 8s and 9s.
The term grey goggles is most often used to describe the misguided attraction male cadets feel towards their female counterparts however in recent years a new kind of grey goggles have emerged in which the females view their male classmates through a different set of grey goggles which points on the hot scale are deducted instead of added (since the ratio works in favor of the females). So a male whom they might have settled for prior to attending West Point wouldn't stand a chance with them while they wear grey goggles.
With grey goggles, people who on the standard hot scale would rate a 4 or 5 can gain as much as 3 or 4 points boosting them up to the 8s and 9s.
The term grey goggles is most often used to describe the misguided attraction male cadets feel towards their female counterparts however in recent years a new kind of grey goggles have emerged in which the females view their male classmates through a different set of grey goggles which points on the hot scale are deducted instead of added (since the ratio works in favor of the females). So a male whom they might have settled for prior to attending West Point wouldn't stand a chance with them while they wear grey goggles.
Guy #1: Yo, isn't Katie Perkins looking hot lately?
Guy #2: Woah woah take off the grey goggles...she's twice your size and ugly as fuh
Guy #1: Shit, you're right...but I dunno...she's looking fine.
Guy #2: Woah woah take off the grey goggles...she's twice your size and ugly as fuh
Guy #1: Shit, you're right...but I dunno...she's looking fine.
by schweets September 29, 2009
Get the grey goggles mug.The condition of a person or group of persons who exudes an air of omniscience or omnipotence. Similar to the idea behind "god complex", but contrasting in that Google actually exists, granting greater credibility to the younger term's user.
by Ruhbee! October 29, 2007
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