two rub glove

A girl who cums really quickly, comparable to a two pump chump.

This girl I was with last night came so quickly, totally a two rub glove.

by auroraxborealis October 3, 2017

Gloving

Gloving is a dangerous weapon disguised as art it was banned after the gloving and sliding war of the big 25 previously people didn’t know the power and influence the gloving community had over them some describe them as a cult

The first documented gloving technique was “the liquid flow”

by Dixiecup🦕 December 17, 2025

put that back in the glove box

Stephen tries shape of you grime in which he refrences the above^^^

Stephentries: tell my friends stop put that back in the glove box

by Katteteteteteteeettteee September 20, 2017

Peppermint Glove

1.what is used to punch someone in the mouth that suffers from BOATA (breath of a thousands asses)

2.what is used to punch someone in the vagina that suffers from stank bug

damn your breath is offensive, i hope Kimbo shows up with a peppermint glove to punch you in the mouth

by molestedsenses August 29, 2009

bald glove

When you stretch a shaved scrotum over your hand like a glove.

I put on my bald glove before i shook his hand.

by TheBaldGlove December 26, 2015

burger glove

Euphemism for an exceptionally tight-fitting vagina. It fits like a glove, around your beef.

“Wow, I fucked Stacey last night, and damn she has a burger glove!”

Claudius slowly lowered himself down upon Penelope, and inserted his throbbing manhood into her steamy burger glove.

by W.L. Sinclair 3rd December 30, 2020

Glue Glove

When you ejaculate in your hand after coitus or masturbation and then proceed to high five someone.

Yo bro, after Vicky and I boned I totally gave her a glue glove.

by Fyce May 8, 2020