Phantom Glasses Syndrome

Phantom glasses syndrome is a condition where a person experiences the sensation of still wearing glasses even after removing them.

Bruvva i can still feel my glasses but i aint even wearing them?!?!

You've got Phantom Glasses Syndrome mate.

by Darksal July 10, 2024

Eriks glasses

Eriks glasses is when a man named Mel puts all of his pubic hair into a womans vajayjay. The woman then continues to pee all of the pubic hair and pee into the mans mouth.

"Person 1: Hey why was the whole floor wet last night?"
"Person 2: I gave Mel Eriks glasses."
"Person 1: That's sick!!"

by ZittyXY March 12, 2024

radar glasses

Seen a fool from a mile away... milk it.

This boo had her radar glasses on.

by Woodchick April 16, 2024

Nostalgia glasses

A term used for when a person or group of people turn a blind eye to the bad side of a past event because they only see it from a nostalgic perspective

"He doesn't realise how bad it was; he needs to take off his nostalgia glasses"

by Hotdog27 March 20, 2025

cooling glasses

Meaning: A modern term for eyeglasses or sunglasses, implying they are used to cool or soothe the eyes, often from the glare of the sun.

"The 21st-century gentleman raised his cooling glasses to get a better look at the car approaching down the sun-drenched road."

by Brookes Huwasi August 26, 2025

Round Glasses

A symbol of someone being submissive, similar to how an upside down pineapple symbolises swingers

"See him with the round glasses? Makes him look like he's just waiting to be bossed around"

by Solomon King August 27, 2025

Drei Gläser

A reference to the movie “Inglourious Basterds”. It is used as a phrase said to someone is called out on pretending to be something their not, and they just gave up their facade. It also should be matched with a the hand gesture of holding your pointer, middle, and ring finger up, while touching your pinky with your thumb.

Mohammed: “I am a German”

Hans: “Drei Gläser, you are from the Middle East”

by TuffBlud September 30, 2025