Gabe Fu

a bad ass type of ninja/karate mixed with a little free styled whoop ass. usually occuring in a pool.

That dude just whooped my ass with some Gabe Fu shit!

Gabe Fu by djacksgeorgia2008 February 6, 2010

Gabe Sweater 

The American Apparel purple sweater that Gabe Saporta (from Cobra Startship) wears and made popular.

Person one: Hey, thats a Gabe Sweater *points to someone with purple american apparel sweater*

Person with sweater: A what?

Person one: We can't be friends anymore

Gabe Sweater by anonymous IIV February 13, 2009

Gabe Newell 

The co-founder and CEO of the video game studio known as Valve Software. Gabe serves as the unofficial face of Valve; the studio is widely associated with him and he is widely associated with the studio.

Valve are infamous for their long development cycles, with games that can be in development for as long as 9 years. Combined with frequent delays, these long development times have created the Valve time phenomenon.
Many in-jokes about these delays and long development times were formed. These jokes often make fun of the studio and Gabe himself, calling him lazy and mocking his weight. He is also pictured as a rather greedy man who wants to "keep Half Life 2 Episode 3 to himself" and commonly makes obscure excuses in order to delay it farther. One of the largest spin offs of this small meme is the nickname "Gaben".

Most users of these jokes are found in large Valve communities, such as the Team Fortress 2 community and the Half Life community.

Ex. 1:
A: "Why Valve aren't releasing Episode 3 yet?"
B: "Because Gabe Newell ate the Episode 3 game files."
Ex. 2:
A: "What happened to the new Left 4 Dead update? I should have been out almost 3 days ago!"
B: "Gabe delayed it again."

Gabe Newell by TheYeIIowDucK June 7, 2011

gabe erwin 

a very underrated youtuber who became famous from his vine account that had over one million followers before the app was shut down

"whatcha watchin'?"
"gabe erwin."
"who is that?"
*shows one of his vines*
"ohhhh."

gabe erwin by reprobi December 3, 2018

gabe-rage 

Rage that most commonly occurs during the act of hanging out, driving, clubbing, or any other activity that involves two or more people. Gabe-rage is typically an overreaction to a normal situation but is enhanced with the use of alcohol and is most often seen at clubs, usually when in competition with other males in gaining female attention.

(Important: Please keep in mind to not confuse this with gay-rage, which is rage between two guys who can't get girls and then takes it out on each other.)

That guy who was walking with his girlfriend accidentally bumped into some drunk guy and he became steaming mad! You could see the gabe-rage in his face when he slammed down his empty glass and yelled, "you fucking faggot!"

gabe-rage by vlow1210 June 10, 2009

gabe the dog

An internet meme where a small, white dog barks at phone. The video of the dog "Gabe" barking has been edited into many variations of songs.

Dude, i just made a gabe the dog edit of we are number one

gabe the dog by An_Dank_meme January 28, 2017

Gabe Lewis 

A Gabe Lewis (Full Name: Gabriel Susan Lewis) is a tall, skinny excuse for a man who have a horror movie fetish and is the worst boyfriend ever. Uses terms to describe his significant other as "exquisite". Works for Dunder Mifflin Sabre alternating between corporate and the Scranton Branch, though neither want him there. A kiss ass to every boss he's ever had. His most recent girlfriend Erin Hannon told him she doesn't like having sex because it feels like getting attacked by skeleton. The only way he exercises is by "stretching his pelvic bowl". Other alias' :
Gay Bastard
Skeleton Man
The Toilet

"I bet Gabe Lewis's parents wanted him to be a girl"

Gabe Lewis by Smallvillelover102 October 17, 2019