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Lap Dance December

In december you can get a free lap dance from anybody.
Boy 1: Hey you have to give me a lap dance!
Girl 1: Why?
Boy 1: Because its lap dance december!
Girl 1: Oh! Ok you can Get a lap dance.
by Jean Philip November 4, 2020
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Lap Gas

When someone giving a lap dance starts farting uncontrollably onto their lap.
That stripper at Kevin's bachelor party had some rancid lap gas!!
by Spank Hill October 24, 2025
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Victory Lap

Person 1: Yo you give the victory lap to that girl
Person 2: yea, left a huge mark
by JackRosa July 26, 2021
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Fanal Lap

A race against a bear.
An event that is extremely tough.
first conceived when an acrostic poem went south.
"you are a fanal lap"
"fanal lap, that was tough"
by Steve Mohikia August 31, 2009
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lap baby

Baby or child(ren) that doesn't take up a seat.

Does not need it's own solo chair.

Can sit on parent/guardian lap.
Does not count against seats sold or remaining.
Due to limited space, children will not be invited to this event. Exceptions of parents with a lap baby.
by MiaNickey April 20, 2015
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brazillian lap dance

A Brazillian Lap Dance is when a girl gets on a table wraps her leg around ur neck and shake he buttox in ones face to satisfy ones needs to see girls asses shakeing
Damn she gives a good Brazillian Lap Dance.
by Capt cheeze dick March 21, 2017
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Layer Lap

The worlds best living person, the best you will ever meet. Disrespect the all mighty and face the consequences...
by The one and only Bjea December 1, 2021
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