Foof

A burn or someone failing hilariously and erupting into figurative flames.

Victim: Hey Eva, how's it going?
*Eva obviously ignores him or walks away*
His buddies: foof!

by Carpedeeznutz June 4, 2018

Floof

A floof is a small, furry creature (normally a pup, kitten, calf, chicken etc.) that is considered to be extraordinarily cute.

"Wow, look at that! Mathias just got himself a new floof!"

by The_turtle_that_knows_all June 1, 2018

Floof

A floof is another name for “fluffy” or “fuzzy”. It mostly relates to “memes” and/or “dank”.

“Wow! Such a floofy cat!”

by LilHuskieGaming June 26, 2018

floof

noun: a floof is a non-human animal notable for its dense fur (not length, color, etc.) Cats are most commonly cited as floofs, but other species may be floofs (e.g., Pomeranian dogs, Angora rabbits, alpacas).

Did you see that new Persian our neighbors just rescued? She is such a floof!

by AceyMan July 16, 2018

Foof n poof

Hipster speak for a shart, when a seemingly innocuous foof unexpectedly follows through with a poof.

May also refer to the sex act of being farted and pooped on.

Me: “Dave, that sounded like a foof n poof”
Dave: “Sorry man. I better go change my undies”

by Muzzlenz August 20, 2018

Floof

Big ball of fluff usually following everyone around and never knows what is going on.

Stop being such a Floof!

by ATLETICO76 September 17, 2018

Floofy Floof

adjective; feeling like a butterfly, flying over the cloud. feeling high and carefree, with no capacity to critically think.

I just felt so floofy floof when he waved at me.

I couldn't focus in class, I was all floofy floof

by milkcinnamon September 18, 2018