Gutter flute

Saxaphone

Get your mouth off my gutter flute.

by JazzyBaby23 December 11, 2011

Twinkle Flute

When a woman performs oral sex on a man and controls the pitch of the mans moans by how hard she squeezes the mans testicles.

That chick twinkle fluted me so hard last night I sounded like Prince.

by BallZack6 October 29, 2011

french flute

When you try to drink from a vessel that's much too large for your mouth to take so you get covered in liquid.

"Ooh! Check her out! She's playing the French Flute!"

by SmellsHomeless November 22, 2013

Pants Flute

An alias for male genitalia.

"I'm back from practicing instruments."

"What did you play, the pants flute? HA."

by massive_schlong June 13, 2016

Skin flute

A penis shaped glass for men that drink mimosas.

Damn, this mimosas would be great out of a skin flute.

by Wordplay123 November 19, 2016

Flying flute

A flying flute is when you give no fucks after a couple margaritas and dtf

The guy down the bar is ugly but I don't give a flying flute because I'm still dtf.

by FlyingFlutist December 26, 2016

ice flute

A crack pipe

Tweaker: ay man you got a lighter man
Random person: naw foo get the fuck away from me pinche tweaker
Tweaker: come on man I need to light up my ice flute

by Chale homes January 11, 2017