saxaphone

A butchery of the word "saxophone."

If you see someone referring to "saxaphones," you know that they don't know a damn thing about music.

by Fire August 28, 2004

saxaphone

How idiots spell saxophone.

idiot: hi my name is **** and i play the saxaphone.
me: hi my name is ******* and you're an idiot. please excuse yourself to the corner of the room where all the other saxOphone rejects congegrate. don't forget to introduce yourself to kenny g.

by krddovs May 27, 2006

saxaphone

how ignorant people spell "saxophone." they deserve to be clouted.

"Hey, is that a saxaphone?"
"NO. It's a saxophone." *clout*

by mixolydian April 7, 2010

saxaphone

How idiots spell saxophone.

matt: hi my name is matt and i play the saxaphone.
me: hi my name is ******* and you're an idiot. please excuse yourself to the corner of the room where all the other saxOphone rejects congegrate. don't forget to introduce yourself to kenny g.

by krddovs May 30, 2006

Saxaphone

To saxaphone someone means to blow on someones penis so hard it makes a noise like a brass instrument.

Sally: Good night last night?
Grace: Yeah I totally saxaphoned ben.
Sally: dude!

by quill master March 7, 2009

saxaphone

The saxaphone, a family of instruments containing the alto saxaphone and others. It is most accuratly defined as a loud car horn that will produce multiple pitches. Some people believe that this family of instruments is capable of playing music, but anyone who has ever heard the terrible instrument will tend to disagree with that.

It is a noun, and often abriviated as the "sax."

Quit honkin' that saxaphone youngster! I was tryin' to get me some sleep!

by Konrad July 27, 2004

Saxaphone

NOT AN INSTUMENT!!!!!!!! Something to say when you dont want to tell someone why you are laughing., or just to annoy someone.

Person 1: What are you laughing about?? WHAT IS SO FUNNY?!?!?!
Person 2: *laughing* saxaphone *laughing*
Person 1: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT???!??!!?!?!?!?!

by MillyKilly October 11, 2025