floating nipple

A nipple that is implanted as a way to increase lactation in men. Normally handled through selective surgery by a urologist. Covered by medicare only in Indiana.

A man's wife is not capable of producing breast milk a urologist will take a skin graph of a testicle to produce a fully funtioning nipple that can be grown anywhere on the body. Normally implants start at the base of the neck and float to the middle of the forehead. Known as the floating nipple.

by Nipple doc January 26, 2014

Beer Float

The act of drinking a large amount of beer and urinating and Defecating at the same time In the toilet at the same time causing a yellow foam and buoyant stool

Hey John, I've just done a beer float in the toilet

by Krabster March 8, 2024

Creamola foam float

When she says she has a headache so you wait till she is asleep, have a wank over her tits and throw on a soluble asprin and watch it fizz in your jizz!

She said she wasn't feeling very well for any action so i gave her the creamola foam float!!

by curtainwip3r June 19, 2021

floating boner

Floating boner is a boner delivered by a beautiful woman via no physical contact only text

'She's so hot it didn't take any hands; a couple texts and I had a floating boner'

by Bassgypsy November 6, 2013

Banana float giraffe

Bananas float on giraffes

Banana float giraffe

by Flidadoid101 May 5, 2021

Root beer float

When 6 gay guys take turns shitting into a bathtub full of water then proceed to fuck eachother while swimming in it

"I had a good root beer float with the boys last night"

by Marmadue March 31, 2023

Chocolate Float

Basically the terms 'chocoalte starfish' and 'float' as one. Chocolate starfish, meaning the butt hole, and float, meaning the act of placing the penis in the vagina with no thrusting involved. Making chocolate float, a penis inside the chocolate starfish with no thrusting involved.

Dalton: Hey, I was with Angela last night..

Cameron: Ooooh really? What'd you two do?

Dalton: We had a Chocolate Float.

Cameron: That must have been boring.

by 1234Banana5678 July 3, 2010