horse fucked

being fucked over by a group that is more powerful than you so you have no control over what happens and are powerless to stop whatever pain and misery "they" feel like inflicting...almost as if you were getting fucked by a horse.

Payroll decided they just didn't feel like reviewing my timeslips. I am so sick and tired of getting horse fucked by those assholes.

by less indifference April 22, 2006

get fucked

Used by Australians to define anything. Second most used word there after "cunt". Can be used when something amazing happens, e.g. Timmy Cahill scoring a stunner or your mate breaking the speed drinking record of your local pub (also known as the Cahillian Challenge )

1. "Timmy Cahill sliding out back...Oh get fucked! Get absolutely fucked!"

2."I've just beaten ol' Mike at ping pong" "Get fucked!"

by bydy2 February 14, 2015

fucked six ways to sunday

plastered

as I sit here writing this definition, I am fucked six ways to Sunday, thank god for spell check.

by jmas13 August 5, 2009

fucked up

Describes action or situation that conflicts with logic or certain expectations.

Note: Often used in place of the word "Wrong" or the phrase "not right". However, the phrase "Fucked up" is unburdened by any idea of absolute rightness or wrongness. Whereas describing an action or situation as wrong in this manner may imply some sort of anomaly in an assumedly perfect universe, a situation described as fucked up can be viewed merely as the product of a Universe that is just fucked up in general.

"That's was wrong."
"2+2=5 is wrong. That was fucked up."

"That's fucked up."
"65 million years ago, an asteroid killed every living thing on this plante bigger than a rat, now THAT was fucked up."

by Alfred Mordeir December 30, 2006

Fucked By a Rusty Spoon

#1. A phrase used to describe the resent or displeasure one has to perform a task or assignment. Used to make such a task given more painful or agonizing than getting fucked by a rusty spoon.

#2. A term of excitement, surprise, or awe.

#1a. I'd rather get fucked by a rusty spoon than go out with that chick.

#1b. Mom: "Daniel, take out the trash and clean the dishes!"
Daniel: "I'd prefer getting fucked by a rusty spoon than do that!"

#2. Brianna: "I won a trip to the Bahamas!"
Will: "Well I'll be fucked by a rusty spoon, that's great!"

by reditalia593 March 14, 2010

Fucked up

A vulgar way of expressing a situation that is unsurmountably ruined or messed up ; often a way of emphasising the stupidity of said person's actions and intended to offend them on a mental level ; an elevated way of describing a pure dumbass

John: I gave Jim 20 quarters and in return I got 100 pennies! What a TRADE! :D
James: Dude you can't get more fucked up than that....

by SiddyBoo June 2, 2015

I fucked up

When you mess up so bad there's almost no way out of it.

Person 1: "I fucked up, man"
Person 2: "What happened?"
Person 1: "I may or may not have sent my mom a dick pic."
Person 2: "Oh shit. . ."

by aSadMistake March 29, 2020