faux swear

A word or phrase used in replacement of a real @&$*ing swear word. For example, “Crap, Shucks, Son of a Fork, etc.”
My mom says I can’t say the f-word, so I use faux swears instead.
by DJ Kran August 17, 2018
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friend or faux?

Uncertainty about the genuineness of someone's affections.
She is always inviting me to lunch, texting, bringing small gifts, but there is something in her eyes which makes me wonder - is she friend or faux?
by Monkey's Dad October 07, 2020
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faux hetero

When a man or a woman who has claimed to be a homosexual decides to have a sex change operation and in turn becoming a heterosexual.
Cher's daughter, Chasity, an open homosexual woman has decided to have a sex change operation in turn making her a heterosexual male. She/He has become a faux hetero.
by JV84 June 13, 2009
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faux-pro

When a person creates a false profile of a celebrity, in attempt to seem cooler or make those people feel like they are friends with such celebrity.
guy 1: Dude!!! I'm friends with Megan Fox on facebook! She is soo hot and now I can chat her!

guy 2: Dude its probably a faux-pro why would she accept you?
by nashtikidd213 June 26, 2010
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Faux-mosexual

An act of homosexual sex that is negated by some timely excuse
"well, it wasnt really gay, they were wearing a skirt, so it was faux-mosexual"
by rocketman210 June 08, 2015
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Faux-CD

Someone who fakes having OCD (obsessive compulsive disorder). Some of these parasites say the the D doesn’t mean disorder. These people are turds. They think ocd means being a perfectionist. We gotta weeed em out.
Person 1: don’t move the chair. It’s sets off my OCD.
Person 2: don’t you mean faux-CD, cunt
by Lydtehsquid December 21, 2018
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Faux Boo

A pet name or term of endearment for a platonic friend; faux used in the sense of pretending you have a romantic relationship and boo used as a person of the gender or sex for whom you experience sexual attraction
Faux boo: How'd the interview go?
You: I got the job!
Faux boo: Congratulations! I'm so proud of you
You: Heart you my faux boo
by canuckcan January 07, 2014
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