fake ass nigga 

one who acts fake, has to make excuses and call other people fake ass niggas. is and can be a Jiggaboo

Jiggaboo is a fake ass nigga.

fake ass nigga by AE;OJFNASDLFJKSDNXLKFASRJHd February 26, 2010

Fake people 

Someone who talks behind someone’s back then smile in their face like nothing happened 2 weeks/months ago.

Fake people:
Ashley to Brittany: omg do you see Annas boots lmao, she looks like she got them from the dollar store.
Brittany to Ashley: Righttt! Also did you smell her breath it smells like assholes.

Laughs together
4 months later
Ashley to Anna together: Hey Anna, you look really pretty today.I like your hair.

Ashley to Anna: Righttt! Do you want to come to the movies with us tomorrow night?

Anna: Sure guys, that’s really nice of you!

Fake people by Jeffftthekillllerrr December 5, 2018

Fake Pothead 

Someone who doesnt smokes weed alot and then acts like they smoke all the time in public to impress people.

Tom(Fake Pothead) in public - Mayne im dying for a joint right now.
Tom(Fake Pothead) with one of his friends 3 minutes later - Mayne wanna smoke a nickel bag next week?
Friend- Dude shut the fuck up, you said you were just dying for a joint.

Fake Pothead by Mr. Gunshotz February 18, 2010

fake and ghey

Alternate spelling of "fake and gay," an Internet slang phrase used to describe or respond to a video that is a hoax or depicts something unrealistic or faked.

Guy 1: Dude, check it out: You can make a glowstick with Mountain Dew!

Guy 2: Fake and ghey.

fake and ghey by Dude Regular October 26, 2010

Fabien 

guy with the worlds biggest penis like he is so legendary and cool that all of fabien’s friends are so cool he is a magnet to the ladies

“fabien’s penis is ginormous”

Fabien by willy sinker September 16, 2020

Fake a Shit 

To con coworkers into believing you are taking a shit when, in effect, you are someplace else not taking a shit and also not working for an extended period of time... and probably doing drugs.

Deej: Dude. Where the fuck is that carnie? He's supposed to be doing these dishes!

Ceej: Who knows... Probably went to Fake a Shit. Again.

Fake a Shit by Ceeej November 29, 2007

fake sleepy sex

when you just can't sleep and you can't find anything better to do than suck on your lover's penis, but doing so gently enough to provide an erection without waking him up. Inevitably he wakes up but he's having such a good time he'll pretend he's asleep. If you look up he's got one eye open but may or may not continue to snore and may even shift positions to make things more easy to configure.

"so have you seen a doctor about your insomnia?"

"no, he said I should continue to provide sleepy sex until I pass out."

fake sleepy sex by MintyLeila June 29, 2005