facial waster

A person who upon being ejaculated on, especially on the face, proceeds to clean up without enjoying it. Only doing it to appease others or for clout.

Can you believe Crystal Methany went to that bukakke party and didn't even join in.

Yeah. She's such a facial waster.

by _s3v3r July 31, 2021

steam facial

When a man ejaculates onto his partners face in a cold environment, creating a “steaming” effect

In Iceland, I gave Janice a steam facial, right outside the igloo. It was legendary

by Punjew December 2, 2019

Creampie facial

1. A multi-step sexual act in which a man first has consensual intercourse with a woman that results in a creampie. The woman will then ride the man's face giving a facial made from the creampie.

Creampie: ejaculating inside a woman's vagina, letting it ooze out.
Facial: the act of ejaculating on one's face.

I wasn't expecting a creampie facial when I creampied her.

by D!ck5l!m3r December 31, 2024

Facial Pruning

The act of deleting, editing, re-doing or hiding information on your facebook, so as to not appear sloppy, disheveled, or inappropriate.

Joe: Hey Bro, what's up with your facebook? There's mad ugly chicks on your wall!
Matt: Yea I know, I gotta do some serious facial pruning this weekend.

Sheila: Yo why do you still have pics up of you and your ex?
Grace: Yea, time to buckle down and do some serious facial pruning.

by imastarryeyedsurprise September 29, 2010

Wasabi Facial

A man with Gonorrhea or Chlamydia that cums on a woman’s face out of pleasure.

My friend Zac told me about a woman he met with a weird fetish who wanted a wasabi facial.

by Maddzaxx April 6, 2025

(ALF) abe lincon facial

when one wears a top hat and busts on someones face

My girlfriend really likes her peresidents and asked me to give her an (ALF) abe lincon facial

by ccxzo September 1, 2023

facial twins

A scientific term used to describe two or more people who shares, in appearance, virtually the same face. There are four subgroups of the following word heterofacial, homofacial, bifacial, and opposing facial twin(s).
Homofacial Twin(s): The most often seen of the four, homofacial twins are two same sex siblings who share, in appearance, virtually the same face. These types of siblings do not originate from the same egg cell.
Heterofacial Twin(s): The second most often of the four, heterofacial twins are two opposite sex siblings who share, in appearance, virtually the same face. These types of siblings do not originate from the same egg cell.

Bifacial Twin(s): One of the rarest of the four, bifacial twins are two same sex people who shares, in appearance, virtually the same face.
Opposing Facial Twin(s): The rarest of the four, bifacial twins are two opposite sex people who shares, in appearance, virtually the same face. These types of people are not related.

They are facial twins.
He is a facial twin.

by definemaster324 November 29, 2016