Goblin mode expert

Goblin mode is a variation of the cowgirl sex position where the person on top has their hands and feet planted onto the other person and simultaneously grunting and occasional manic laughing. A goblin mode expert is this but the person on top never breaks character. Enjoys it so much sometimes they lose themselves and cannot control themselves even after the person on bottom has had enough. Be careful out there.

Oh no she’s a goblin mode expert!

by Hlab hlab March 4, 2022

Experien-attude

An apprehensive look or combination of facial expressions, displayed as a result of exposure to odd fret work, noise and or wailing.

Context (Experimental music)

The collective experien-attude of the crowd told the band that their 30 minute set had lasted almost 29 minutes too long

by Reevesy October 16, 2006

expertess

a female expert!

I refferred to the expertesses of the group when I needed a woman's opinion.

by wordygal February 24, 2010

tongue massage expert

Someone who massages expertly with their tongue, can be a male or female and usually does the massaging in the pelvic area

Someone get me a mop, I just finished up with a tongue massage expert

by Tnp12rocks March 28, 2017

The Roache Experience

3 faggots who are young as fuck and think they are about shit because they are killing their bodies and everyone around them actually wants to live past 21 made a dumb ass flyer about a party that will be beat as fuck because they are irellevant and don't drive like the relevant people around them

"Yo blizzy u hear about The Roache Experience?" "Hell yea Tad it's gay as fuck!"

by EliMatthews=UglyFaggot April 11, 2019

The Bob Sagat Blumpkin Experience

Kick-ass band soon to take over the world...

The Bob Sagat Blumpkin Experience kicks ass...

by Bob Sagat March 18, 2004

First-Hand Experience

When a Manual Elephant Masturbator loses his or her arm during a session with an elephant, it is called a First-Hand Experience. Often, this is the first step to the occurance of Niggeria.

See also: Niggeria, Manual Elephant Masturbator, Second-Hand Experience, Putting Your Best Foot Forward, Putting Your Best Feet Forward, and Giving it Your All.

A first-hand experience is a remarkable thing to have, and is always life-changing.

by Phil McCrackin and Faye Kinnitt January 27, 2005