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Embalm

Injecting chemicals into the dead bodies in your basement to keep them good for longer
"Hey bro your ex-wife is gonna go bad if you don't embalm her"
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choices email

An email a person receives after engaging in some endeavor the sender of said email deems a "poor choice".

The heading of a choices email simply states "Choices". In the body of this email, the sender of the email first names a group, for example, "the family", as the concerned party. They then go on to express concern over the choice in question, for example, "alcohol usage". After this, the email is ended with question "What's up?"

Two scenarios that can earn one a choices email:

1. Having one's mom find numerous empty alcohol bottles in their filthy apartment

2. Losing all of one's centsports money on a over/under WNBA bet.
Possible choices emails

Scenario #1:

Email title: Choices

Body:

Tank

The family is concerned about your alcohol usage.

What's up?


Scenario #2

Email Title: Choices

Body:

Admiral Halsey

The website is concerned about your reckless betting. What's up?
by RoundupReady August 22, 2008
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I dirty emiled her yesterday again.
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Using email to text message by composing the email entirely in the subject line thereby bypassing the body of the email.
Dude Mike is always subject line emailing me and never responds to my replies since he is too cool to use the body of an email. Why doesn't he just text me?
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The most amazing guy you’ll ever meet. One of the sweetest most kind people who never takes advantage of you and puts others first.
Oh is that “Harrison Roe Emil Greene”?

Yes!
Awww he’s amazing isn’t he
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