Stunt Double

When someone who is dating someone else wants you to do something with them that their current partner won't do.
and / or
When you go out with someone who is still technically dating someone else.

She called and asked for me to drive her around and go on a Christmas tacky light tour with her.
I said "What am I, the stunt double?

by Not Pressed February 13, 2018

Double-L

Pseudonym for an incompetent colleague initialed as L.L. The colleague often adorns himself in spandex, departs the workplace at 4:00 p.m. after arriving at 11:00 a.m., and incessantly complains about being overworked whilst shirking his duties to self-stimulate.

1. Do you take the over or under that the Double-L will show up before 10:30?
2. The WWE Superstahhhhhhrrrrrr Double-L called in "sick" again. He probably had a late night fondling his man-wang.

by fu_db April 6, 2009

double heezy

A double cheeseburger from McDonalds with no pickles.

"Lemme get a double heezy D-rek wildstyle holla atcha boi no pick-pick pickles! Na mean!"

by jheezy April 28, 2006

Double Rhonda

the act of using one's cleft chin for anal stimulation.

That Tom Brady gives one heck of a Double Rhonda.

by mrs. pigeon December 30, 2007

double dong

(noun) This is a sex toy used by lesbians in pairs to enjoy a cock without having to deal with men.

What makes this sex toy popular is the fact that both women bask in the orgasm of each other. The more one tries, the better it feels for her and her partner. It's kinda mutual.

Other versions of this toy include squirters at each of the heads and vibrators.

imghttp://www.linadreams.com/sextoys/images/N4384-Real_Skin_Double_Dong.jpg/img

Lesbian 1: I miss cock.
Lesbian 2: I'm horny and I too miss cock and I hate men.
Lesbian 1 & 2 (together): LET'S USE A DOUBLE DONG!
(15 minutes later): *sighs of relief and orgasm*

by iocaoo February 28, 2009

double-agent

An espionage agent who guises as working for one authority but is actually uses his/her given information to report back ot another authority, or possibly using it for personal gain.

The Kremlin had greater success with double-agents than the white house.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 29, 2004

double panty

Wearing two pair of underwear in order to avoid seepage for sexually excited fluids.

OMG He's so hot. I better double panty it tonight

by kittyyyyyycattt January 25, 2011