derection

When something puts you off an erection, Whan your dick goes from hard to soft!

Gemma 'daniel i wanna suck your cock now, come upstairs im gaggin..'

Daniel 'im with my mates, but come on then go upstairs an txt me when you ready ill say im on tthe phone''

Gemma ''(text) come bby im horny an fingerin myself waitin for you with ma vibrator''

Daniel goes up an gets sucked off, he now wants to fuck her ..but he smells something lifts up the quilt an her pussiy is stinkin!! he has a derection but dont wanna tell her.

Idaniel thinkin -id neva tell you im bi, cause least they dont smell an turn me an fuck him when i want just pay im too keep it low

by LankymanDan November 9, 2009

directioner

this crazy ass fangirl that is obsessed about 5 fags together in a "band" named one direction

directoner: "OmGeee eets wOn erection!!!111!"
me: "calm yo tits"
directioner: "wat chu sai mi wuz reeding wOn erection fan feek!!!1'

by stoopiddirection August 19, 2013

Global Climate Disruption

The new phrase for Climate Change:

After the massive carbon creating climate meetings at Copenhagen failed this phrase was to be the new name of Climate Change, which just a year prior was known as Global Warming, which 35 years ago was known as Global Cooling.

On the official website for Climate Disruption they explain that it's now a more "accurate" term than Climate Change and Global Warming, which are now believed to be bullshit by the general public.

Ignorant Greenie: Ohhh noes, a Hurricane, Florida is suffering from severe Global Climate Disruption!!!

Me: It's called Hurricane Season and has been happening for thousands of years.

by thetrapper December 28, 2010

one direction fandom

A really annoying fandom where girls obsses over 5 overrated boys. A girl who is in the fandom is diagnosed with"one direction infection." Somehow the girls can stand listening to every song of a group of 5 random btutish guys gir years or months. The fandom is considered"the most annoying fandom besides bronies." Almost every girl likes 1D. Some girls become violent. Sonehow they think showing off theyre cannabills and killers makes them look so strong. In reality it just makes them future criminals.

Nick:Hi umm did you finish the proje-

Ari:OMG ONE DIRECTION TORN #The story of my life. You know the urban dictionary says were the most violent fandom ever hehaha so i can get u in da hospital isnt dat amazayn #punny hahaha#one direction fandom LOVERRRRRRRR

(Nick walks away in panic)

Ari:Totes not phenominiall ugh
Directionator

by ilovepetsandvideogames January 7, 2014

One Direction

A band made to cheer Anwen Evans up

Anwen: "He just doesn't know he's beautiful!"
Pete: "I know right!"
Anwen: "WE LOVE YOU ONE DIRECTION!"

by AnwenGoToSleep! April 4, 2012

One Direction

A boyband from the UK and Ireland. The members include: Harry Styles, Niall Horan, Liam Payne, Louis Tomlinson, and Zayn Malik. Currently, they have one album called "Up All Night", which came out in the U.S on March 13th, 2012. They appeared as individuals on the X-Factor in 2010. All of the boys were brought back and turned into One Direction. They are very successful and hope to continue writing music!

Fangirl #1: "OMG do you know about One Direction?!?!"
Fangirl #2: "OMG yes! I bought their album the day it came out!"
Fangirl #1: "They are all soooo hot."
Fangirl #2: "Who's your favorite?"
Fangirl #1: "I can't decide!"
Fangirl #2: "Harry and Niall are so cute! I love Niall's little Irish accent....it's adorable."

by onedirectionnnn August 18, 2012

One Direction

A boy band filled with 5 flaming homosexuals. Louis and Harry are insanely in love since they met in a bathroom at the X factor where they participated with Liam, Zayn and Niall. Zayn and Liam are also in love. While Niall is still looking for the one

Larry Stylinson from One Direction are so in love it's obvious.

by A girl in love with 5 gays June 11, 2013